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Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« on: July 27, 2011, 11:58:59 AM »
Chasing an AAU kid from Georgia.  His animal sexuality and fleetness of foot is not fully appreciated.


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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 12:09:09 PM »
His animal sexuality and fleetness of foot is not fully appreciated.

hard to believe there are still people that don't fully appreciate doc in this day and age.
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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 12:30:11 PM »
i bet he was shopping for a new pair of loafers


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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 12:31:11 PM »
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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 12:42:21 PM »
His animal sexuality and fleetness of foot is not fully appreciated.

Why, hello there, perfect description of Doc Sadler.

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 01:11:45 PM »
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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 01:19:01 PM »
I really want to speculate what kind of rental car Doc had.


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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 01:25:27 PM »
I really want to speculate what kind of rental car Doc had.



chevy malibu

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 01:27:45 PM »
I really want to speculate what kind of rental car Doc had.



chevy malibu

Yeah, that's good.  I could see Doc prowling through Hertz Club Gold or National-Emerald looking for an HHR myself and being disappointed when there wasn't any.

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 01:34:11 PM »
I really want to speculate what kind of rental car Doc had.



chevy malibu

Yeah, that's good.  I could see Doc prowling through Hertz Club Gold or National-Emerald looking for an HHR myself and being disappointed when there wasn't any.


he usually has to rent from Fox, Advantage or Rent a Wreck

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 01:36:08 PM »
sometimes, when he's on a recruting trip, you can see him getting himself all jacked up while driving.  If his windows are down you can hear, "YOU GOT THIS ONE DOC!  THIS ONE IS YOURS!" for about 5 blocks. 

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 01:48:48 PM »
Oh absolutely, probably a couple of empty fast food bags over on the drivers side floor.


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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 01:55:35 PM »
Dodge Charger.  I feel like an ass, but for 50 feet away, I see a Nebraska shirt and green shorts.  In my mind, I'm thinking, "flippin' Nebraska WT.". Get to 10 feet and its Doc. 

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 01:58:12 PM »
Dodge Charger.  I feel like an ass, but for 50 feet away, I see a Nebraska shirt and green shorts.  In my mind, I'm thinking, "flippin' Nebraska WT.". Get to 10 feet and its Doc.  

lol, this is great reporting  :thumbs:

what do his calves look like?

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 01:59:29 PM »
Also, get some hot SLTH surveillance like this:



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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 02:02:42 PM »
Didn't see his calves, too busy looking at his tight as a drum ass.

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 02:17:48 PM »
Charger, perfection.


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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 02:38:59 PM »
Wal Mart? He must have made some bad investments....His financial adviser must be suicidal.

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2011, 02:43:58 PM »
Also, get some hot SLTH surveillance like this:




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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2011, 03:04:05 PM »
Wal Mart? He must have made some bad investments....His financial adviser must be suicidal.

He lives in Nebraska. Wal Mart is all he knows.

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2011, 04:36:25 PM »
sometimes, when he's on a recruting trip, you can see him getting himself all jacked up while driving.  If his windows are down you can hear, "YOU GOT THIS ONE DOC!  THIS ONE IS YOURS!" for about 5 blocks. 


Before he says that though he starts quietly talking himself up...

"now be cool doc.  He's just a kid.  just some AAU punk.  relax doc.  You coached at UTEP.  now hug his mom, and look his dad or uncle in the eye when you shake his hand.  Make sure to hug the grandma, doc.  Hug her good...."

culminating in....


"CLOSE THE DEAL, DOC.  CLOSE IT!!"

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2011, 05:53:42 PM »
sometimes, when he's on a recruting trip, you can see him getting himself all jacked up while driving.  If his windows are down you can hear, "YOU GOT THIS ONE DOC!  THIS ONE IS YOURS!" for about 5 blocks. 


Before he says that though he starts quietly talking himself up...

"now be cool doc.  He's just a kid.  just some AAU punk.  relax doc.  You coached at UTEP.  now hug his mom, and look his dad or uncle in the eye when you shake his hand.  Make sure to hug the grandma, doc.  Hug her good...."

culminating in....


"CLOSE THE DEAL, DOC.  CLOSE IT!!"

oh definitely

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2011, 07:58:23 PM »
Can't hate on WM, there isn't a Target around here for miles.  Can hate on the t-shirt recruiting.  NC State, MD, Austin Peay-they all roll team polo.  Tucked in.

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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 04:19:12 AM »
Did you get close enough to catch his scent?
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Re: Just saw Doc at a Wal-Mart in orlando
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 06:55:04 AM »
Old Spice and eau de desperation.