I'm going to take the to La Hacienda and cosmic bowling at the union. Then I will add them to my facebook friends list and text them back and forth as friends do. Then when the selection comes out I will send a text in all caps that reads: PFFT, hAVE FUN WITH WITH FLORIDUH AND nOTRE dUMB, LOOZERZ! lOLZ.
Then I'll delete them from facebook and talk a bunch of crap about them with my blueblood college sports fan friends.