Let's do a MLS teams comparo to CFB/CBB teams, and then you can figure out which team you hate the most
Housconsin Dynabadgers -
Real Salt Baylor - good team, religious freaks, hard to hate them when it's so easy to LOL at them
New Yorxas Red Horns - tons of money; doesn't matter we always crush them and we enjoy the "rivalry"
Chicagu Jayfire - we're not rivals and they're a terrible team
Los Angehoma Galooners - tons of money, usually get destroyed by them, but do have occasional success
Portlahoma State Timboys - relative upstarts with solid fanbase, not quite elite, but maybe pretty close
West Vancouver Mountaincaps - LOL
TCU Dallas - self explanatory
Philadiowa State Unionclones - fans think they are much MUCH better than they are
San Josexas Tech Red Earth Raider Quakes - forgotten team out west nobody GAF about but occasionally upsets somebody