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March 23, 2007, 03:32:44 PM
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I wanted to add a disclaimer to the defense I wrote for Keller above. As it stands right now, if the story is true as reported I couldn't care less about what he did. I would have cussed at her too, and if I had a plastic cup available, I probably would have skipped it across the hood of her car. This woman was asking to get chewed out by cutting him off.

However, if it comes out that he physically threatened her or anything more serious than what has been reported, he deserves punishment. I have no reason to think there was anything more serious, but the last thing Nebraska needs is another Lawrence Phillips.  :blindfold:

Like I hinted at before though, as it stands right now, this is one of the stupidest stories I have ever seen the associated press pick up.

March 23, 2007, 06:14:22 PM
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He made a public apology to the student he cussed at after practice today, so I guess that concludes one of the pettiest stories ESPN has ever run. There was no more to the story than what was originally reported from what I gather. :poundon:


March 23, 2007, 07:34:00 PM
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Wildcat Jack

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I wonder if something similar happened to him at ASU.....

March 23, 2007, 09:05:54 PM
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S. Parker

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Not sure. People keep speculating on that, but I have yet to see any story or account from anyone who knows anything to substantiate it.

The final story came out, and there were witnesses. Apparently he didn't even cuss at her as was reported, but then when she wouldn't back out he became really angry and chucked a paper McDonald's cup at her front bumper.

If he did this in Arizona too, that's fine. Throwing paper cups doesn't exactly make someone a hardened criminal. I would have done the same thing.

March 24, 2007, 01:26:38 AM
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I'm surprised that a police officer thought this woman's story warranted some kind of response.  She must have been extraordinarily hot.

March 24, 2007, 01:30:32 AM
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 :lol:

Leyton, I was wondering the same thing. If I was a university cop and she came to me and told me Sam Keller threw a paper cup at her bumper because she cut him off, I would tell her to get lost. Maybe it was a slow day for the university police.  :poundon:


March 25, 2007, 11:03:33 PM
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When is any university police officer at any school not having a slow day?  A parking ticket here, a doughnut there, combined with drooling while staring at the new coeds leaving the freshman dorms.

March 26, 2007, 12:11:52 AM
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Racquetball_Ninja

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I guess there's always that.

I was being sarcastic, but still. Few things piss me off as much as waiting for a spot and having someone tear into it at the last second.

Fatty fat fat, have you honestly never had that happen to you? :) :bs:

Is that you CatDaddy?!?!

March 26, 2007, 02:28:47 AM
Reply #38

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parker is one of my 4 socks on this board.

and the biggest irony is that the parking spot was a handicap stall.  slash has confiscated the bogus handicap permit from keller, and the rogue parking nazi will be dealt with internally.

March 29, 2007, 11:39:00 PM
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