I want a "smack talk" section where you explain all the dirt on the opponent. It seems like it's fair game to attack Huggins with references to his DUI and graduation rates when previewing a game against KSU. Turn the tables.
I see it as a sidebar with a greyed background for emphasis:
Weekly Dirt
Deadbeat Daddy
Brandon Rush was sued in Kansas City last March for unpaid child support. According to courts.mo.gov the judgement was entered against him. According to his mother, "I'm so happy to have a new little grandbaby. We can't wait to get him into Myron Piggie's AAU program."
Small Lineup?
It is a widely known fact that Bill Self wears a toupee. According to his ex-wife, he also has false teeth and a small penis.
etc.