Chupa, please more details on the slapping of the ku fan.
Phreaks, more details on the sneaking in of the chickens.
"Alien went back to his pod to chill out"

here goes.
just chillin' after the game. my buddy is a beast of a man...6'8 and average weight for that height. these two dip@#%$s come strolling up like they finally got laid and wanted to brag about it. the lady next to us was holding up a bradley/bucknell sign...and these two headed over to us.
first guy(we'll call him nancy-in the old ladies face) - we just kicked your &*$@!ing asses.
redhead(we'll call him sara) - yeah...you suck.
nancy- look. look at the scoreboard..at least we make it to the tourney.
sara-yea...you suck
me-come here..(hand motion)
sara walks over...
i said say it to me.
sara-yeah, you suck.
me-shove
sara-laugh
me-slap(like a bitch)
him-(brick in pants)
my giant friend stood up and these two said..'it was a good game, way to hang in there.'
nancy came back with security and i had to go get interrogated. he let it go.
asked why i slapped instead of punched...
i replied...only bitches talk @#%$.
