Wait a minute. Coolhawks? That's abhorrently lame even for squawk standards. I suppose funhawks and geewilickershawks (which actually, let's admit, that's actually more clever) were taken when you registered.
I'm changing my stance from earlier, you're not a bad troll. This posting formula you've stumbled upon is GOLD! I mean, who would spend their time posting worthwhile, or worse yet, entertaining repartee when you can post the same bromidic tripe repeatedly??
Since you've changed my entire method, oh sure-fire lover of Hardy Boys novels, I challenged myself and went on a UMKC message board to run some coolhawks-esque smack. I informed them, repeatedly, that their GPA requirements were much too stringent. You wouldn't believe how unraveled these kooks became. Holy crap do I pwnage that board!!!
Anyway, I'm going to go read some encyclopedias in order to instigate some madness on the disney boards. OOOO it's gonna be GREAT!