And then we'll lose in the first round of the NCAA tourney. How do I know? Beginning with Cleveland State, about the time the team got their legs a bit, the streaks are: 6 wins, 3 pathetic performances, 7 wins, 3 pathetic performances. Obviously we're due for an 8-win streak followed by a pathetic performance. Thus we win out, win the Big XII tourney, and die a quick death in March Madness.

<--- That is a powertard, right?