Oh, but the memories you'd have and the stories you could tell! 
That reminds me of this guy I knew in school. Were at a party one night and he hooked up with this gal. Curly bright red hair, bucktoothed, overbite, eyebrow ring. The definintion of fugly. He had known her for at least a year before that night (for reasons I'll explain in a minute). They headed for his bedroom at some point in the evening and you can guess the rest.
For some reason this guy had the habit of admitting embarassing things. Like the time he was talking in the shower in high school PE. He said he heard something so he turned, still with his mouth open apparently, and caught a senior playing "sprinkler" mid-stream. Down the hatch. Why he'd tell anyone else that I have no idea.
Any, as it turns out, he was later talking about this girl. Turns out that they were like 4th or 5th cousins or something like that. Far enough out to be legal, but knowing that should have been an "ewwww". Again, I have no earthly idea why he'd admit that. It was pretty easy to get him to shut up after that if he was annoying us. We could just say something like "at least I didn't screw my cousin".
Not sure how that fits here other than banging some fugly, freaky firecrotch.
