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Author Topic: Ben Folds concert report  (Read 1988 times)

November 07, 2006, 05:30:43 PM
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meh.  I like Ben Folds ok, he played Army and some old stuff, but mostly new stuff, which largely sucked ballz.

The real treat was the opening act:

Corn Mo.

This man came out with a white suit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIwcK6ySORk

He played an acordian, and had strapped a drum stick under his shoelaces so he could dramatically hit it against a single cymbal he had placed on the stage in front of him.  He would rant at length between songs about Art Bell being the only guy on the radio who would truly listen to people,  his various time travel naps,  the 300th birthday of Benjamin Franklin (and his accompanying time travel story) and his daily drive home from work on the night shift when he would stop at Wonderburger.  After one of his songs, which was about his failed attempts to "make it" with his eigth grade girlfriend, some douche bag in the audience yelled out "FREEBIRD!"  Corn Mo responded by saying: "Freebird?  Ok, but everybody don't get mad when I play this crap just cause one guy yelled it out.  If you hate freebird and you are sitting next to that dude then punch him in the arm.  If you dig freebird then hug him.  But holy &@#% dude, do you think you could've been a little more original?"  He proceeds to launch into an inspiring version of the country rock classic.  Accompanying his what-Jack-Black-wishes-he-sounds-like vocals with Accordian and afforementioned shoe cymbal.  It was awesome.

Here is his song: www.cornmo.com/music 'Lollipop.'  Yes, it is aweome.

Hilarious.  He must be seen live to be believed, he actually was MUCH more entertaining without the backing band as a one-man show.

On youtube there is a video of him on Jimmy Kimmel that is pretty good.
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November 07, 2006, 05:56:15 PM
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November 07, 2006, 07:22:28 PM
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Sorry, no one gives a sh1t about Dream Theatre or Rush.
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November 07, 2006, 07:24:00 PM
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Sorry, no one gives a sh1t about Dream Theatre or Rush.

As well they shouldn't.  Try again. 
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November 07, 2006, 07:35:15 PM
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

November 07, 2006, 07:36:06 PM
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

November 07, 2006, 09:21:16 PM
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I love the smell of peat in the evening.  That smell, you know that earthy smell...  Smells like...whisky !



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November 07, 2006, 09:37:14 PM
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You people are so hurtful.
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November 07, 2006, 09:46:02 PM
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You people are so hurtful.

Actually, we're classless.   

;) :beerchug: :fiesta: :dancin:
I love the smell of peat in the evening.  That smell, you know that earthy smell...  Smells like...whisky !



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November 07, 2006, 10:56:10 PM
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whats hurtful is that i paid 50¢ for Joyce.

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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

November 07, 2006, 11:02:14 PM
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Did anyone read the report?  Did you get anything out of it?

November 08, 2006, 08:53:32 AM
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did he at least play "bitches ain't crap"?

November 08, 2006, 01:26:38 PM
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ksufanscopycat my friends.

November 08, 2006, 01:27:18 PM
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he calmly explained that they are nothing more than ho's and trix.
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November 08, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

November 08, 2006, 02:51:43 PM
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KK - You've got to quit dating women's studies majors, you're going to wind up a lesbian or something.   Go out and find a nice stripper before its too late.
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November 08, 2006, 04:21:03 PM
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You people are so hurtful.
this guy likes how you think:

November 08, 2006, 04:51:09 PM
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I would totally punch you out Ox!
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November 08, 2006, 05:03:21 PM
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I would totally punch you out Ox!
-SLAP- I'M THE OX BITCH
YOU COULD DO NO SUCH THING :bitchslap:

November 12, 2006, 02:24:01 AM
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the cornmo d00d sounds exactly like the beginning of that nada surf song about highschool and being popular.  in other words, HES &@#%ING GAY.