Texas vs. Kansas City (Spani, Rusty, FFF pissing contest ruined my thread)

[michigancat]

1% women are not doormats to anyone. 

How the hell would you know?

It's an automatic disqualifier.

[fatty fat fat]

 

hoped for so much more from this guy.

[BeaumontCat1%]

1% women are not doormats to anyone. 

How the hell would you know?

It's an automatic disqualifier.

Please leave it to us one-percenter's to decide how one-percenter's will behave.

[michigancat]

hoped for so much more from this guy.

I know.  probably the most dramatic rise/fall in a single thread in history

[Chingon]

1% women are not doormats to anyone. 

How the hell would you know?

Statement A:
Are 1% men doormats to anyone? ==> NO by definition.

Statement B:
1% women only date 1% men.

Statement C:
1% women have tremendous self-confidence because part of being a 1%er is knowing you're a 1%er.

Conclusion:
1% women are confident enough to know that if they are not equals in a relationship they can easily leave and find better, thus the man they are dating must not be a 1%er (by definition that a 1%er cannot be left [even potentially] for a better man).

We can formally assert that spani is not a 1%er since he thinks his wife is (or potentially could be [and this is the critical part]) a doormat.  Therefore he also knows nothing about 1% women since only 1% men can date 1% women.


 

[pissclams]

i can't believe i missed this great thread.  the endzo has been so lame lately.

[BeaumontCat1%]

Statement B:
1% women only date 1% men.


Conclusion:
1% women are confident enough to know that if they are not equals in a relationship they can easily leave and find better, thus the man they are dating must not be a 1%er (by definition that a 1%er cannot be left [even potentially] for a better man).

 

Statement B directly contradicts your conclusion, but nice try.  Let me explain.  1% women have the wherewithall to understand the enormous benefits of having a 1% man, and accordingly, they will accept certain things in order to keep said 1% man.  One of the things they will accept is a location that non-one percenter's (99-percenters) might not consider a "cool" location.  The 1% woman accepts this because she knows, when she has a 1% man, life will be pretty freaking awesome regardless of location.

I guess all of this relates back to the basic principal that 99-percenters don't get: being a one-percenter is about HOW you live not WHERE you live.

I'm sure there are some one-percenter's in KC.  The 2 or 3 decent employers in KC are probably able to attract a few one-percenters.  Obviously, one-percenters, when living in KC, will find ways to avoid the majority of Kansas Citians who are wannabe's, pulling in 50k as a "financial planner" at Edward Jones or some such.

[michigancat]

Statement B directly contradicts your conclusion, but nice try.  Let me explain.  1% women have the wherewithall to understand the enormous benefits of having a 1% man, and accordingly, they will accept certain things in order to keep said 1% man.  One of the things they will accept is a location that non-one percenter's (99-percenters) might not consider a "cool" location.  The 1% woman accepts this because she knows, when she has a 1% man, life will be pretty freaking awesome regardless of location.

Admirable backtrack from your original thoughts (1 percenters don't backtrack, FWIW):

gmafb.  If you knew how to please a woman, you'd know they'll go whever you tell them to when you're a one-percenter.

I guess all of this relates back to the basic principal that 99-percenters don't get: being a one-percenter is about HOW you live not WHERE you live.

The two go hand in hand.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Strange thread.  Too bad that Sylvester Stalone-looking ku guy isn't around to pitch in his thoughts.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

As a .05%er I am enjoying having a good laugh at Spani.

To call Beaumont a hell hole would not be far off.   

[Rick Daris]

what a treat to read. super laughs at the expense of spani. poor guy. making fun of the entire states of kansas and missouri and then admitting to living in beaumont texas. ouch.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

what a treat to read. super laughs at the expense of spani. poor guy. making fun of the entire states of kansas and missouri and then admitting to living in beaumont texas. ouch.

And admitting he works for some crap petroleum company.  And he didn't actually say that but those are the only people who will live in Beaumont.  That and ambulance chasing lawyers.

[jmlynch1]

what a treat to read. super laughs at the expense of spani. poor guy. making fun of the entire states of kansas and missouri and then admitting to living in beaumont texas. ouch.

And admitting he works for some crap petroleum company.  And he didn't actually say that but those are the only people who will live in Beaumont.  That and ambulance chasing lawyers.

I think it may be a Cash4Gold hub.

[fatty fat fat]

what a treat to read. super laughs at the expense of spani. poor guy. making fun of the entire states of kansas and missouri and then admitting to living in beaumont texas. ouch.

And admitting he works for some crap petroleum company.  And he didn't actually say that but those are the only people who will live in Beaumont.

qft. he probably vacations in port arthur.

[BeaumontCat1%]

Disappointed it took so long for the rest of fatty's socks to come in and help declare victory.  Could have been a really great thread if they had all chimed in earlier.

Keep on living your mediocre lives, guys.  As I told Rusty, I'll just have to be satisfied with my great job, good looks and hot wife. 

[Rick Daris]

Disappointed it took so long for the rest of fatty's socks to come in and help declare victory.  Could have been a really great thread if they had all chimed in earlier.

Keep on living your mediocre lives, guys.  As I told Rusty, I'll just have to be satisfied with my great job, good looks and hot wife. 

i guess you'll have to be. it's pretty obvious that you are a person who is willing to settle.

[michigancat]

Keep on living your mediocre lives, guys.  As I told Rusty, I'll just have to be satisfied with my great job, good looks and hot wife. 

[pissclams]

^^looks like MHK but with more spy radars on buildings, etc

[Pete]

I can't believe I haven't been mentioned in this thread at least once.  I have "a way" with women.  I have been able to successfully talk no less than 4 chicks that first slept with LSOC to later sleep with me as well.    

I'm pretty much an authority on this topic. LOL at the losers in this thread.

I'm married now, so I'm out of "the game."  I do still consider myself a "mentor," however.

[Kat Kid]

Guys, Pete lied to me.  He said that after you look up your work horse wife, you're supposed to let yourself go and eat Chipotle everyday.  Never heard about this % angle.  Pete, you have been placed on probationary status as m mentor.

[WillieWannabe]

I can't believe I haven't been mentioned in this thread at least once.  I have "a way" with women.  I have been able to successfully talk no less than 4 chicks that first slept with LSOC to later sleep with me as well.    

I'm pretty much an authority on this topic. LOL at the losers in this thread.

I'm married now, so I'm out of "the game."  I do still consider myself a "mentor," however.

Sloppy Seconds? WTF??

[The42Yardstick]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

[Rick Daris]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

ystk-

not to be a d1ck, but are you f^cking coming to kstate or not? i almost went to austin this weekend to hang out w/ friend(s) but decided not to a few minutes ago. what is up with you?

-daris

[The42Yardstick]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

ystk-

not to be a d1ck, but are you f^cking coming to kstate or not? i almost went to austin this weekend to hang out w/ friend(s) but decided not to a few minutes ago. what is up with you?

-daris

I hope you didn't decide not to come down because of me

I sent my application in. I'm still waiting to hear back from them.

[Rick Daris]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

ystk-

not to be a d1ck, but are you f^cking coming to kstate or not? i almost went to austin this weekend to hang out w/ friend(s) but decided not to a few minutes ago. what is up with you?

-daris

I hope you didn't decide not to come down because of me

I sent my application in. I'm still waiting to hear back from them.

kinda wanted someone to drive down w/ me and nobody could/wanted to. still 10% chance that i'll get crazy and go down friday afternoon.

where do you stand w/ ksu? can you call them and ask them? when do they let you know? do you already have a good idea as to whether you'll get in our not? is it where you want to go?

[Skycat]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

 

Round Rock? Leander? Georgetown?  Buda? <--  All very lame

[The42Yardstick]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

 

Round Rock? Leander? Georgetown?  Buda? <--  All very lame

Oh yeah. All of those towns suck. But every single urban area has crappy suburbs. Downtown Austin + San Marcos + Hill Country = win

[The42Yardstick]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

ystk-

not to be a d1ck, but are you f^cking coming to kstate or not? i almost went to austin this weekend to hang out w/ friend(s) but decided not to a few minutes ago. what is up with you?

-daris

I hope you didn't decide not to come down because of me

I sent my application in. I'm still waiting to hear back from them.

kinda wanted someone to drive down w/ me and nobody could/wanted to. still 10% chance that i'll get crazy and go down friday afternoon.

where do you stand w/ ksu? can you call them and ask them? when do they let you know? do you already have a good idea as to whether you'll get in our not? is it where you want to go?

Check your msgs

[Skycat]

<----------------*Lives in best part of Texas (Austin metro area)*

*Kansas City can go service itself*

My god I can't believe how it easy it was to win this thread



Oh yeah, and Beaumont sux.

 

Round Rock? Leander? Georgetown?  Buda? <--  All very lame

Oh yeah. All of those towns suck. But every single urban area has crappy suburbs. Downtown Austin + San Marcos + Hill Country = win

San Marcos is good if you're in your early twenties.  I'll only go 50-50 on the hill country as there are some crappy places out that way too.

[BeaumontCat1%]

Just testing out the new screen name, and a question for Rusty and others who have lived in multiple locations as a non-student:

What are the major differences between living in KC (or wherever you lived before becoming "michigancat") and living in Michigan?

I've lived in several places, and I must say that my life is pretty much the same wherever I've been.  I have the house I want, with the stuff I need to make me happy.  I'm past the partying stage of my life, so the nightlife really doesn't have any effect on me one way or the other.  Vacations are still vacations, and going from Beaumont to wherever is not that much different that going from any other place without an international airport to wherever, and IAH is only a 30 minute jaunt with multiple scheduled flights.

What am I missing?  As a one percenter, I definitely want to know if it is possible to make my life better without sacrificing the things that make my life as great as it already is.