I'm in ORD right now. I just went to perform what I call a "wallet check" and when I reached down there I f*cking cut my finger on the plastic seat cover because it is all ripped up and sh*t with orange/yellow foam sticking out. ORD SUCKS!
Oh, and I'm sitting accross from a women's room that has been closed for cleaning for over twenty minutes. There was a JAP who got all pissy because she had to walk for a minute down to the next one, which was kinda fuuny, but, seriously, what kind of operation is this?