A red beer is only acceptable if you were about to drink a glass of tomato juice, but then though "Hey, I should add some beer to this". Good beer doesn't need fruits or veggies added to it you lamos.
Great, the resident beer snob has shown up. Look dude, we don't all drink some crazy hoppy IPA every time we drink beer. Sometimes, you're at some little neighborhood bar watching a football game at like noon on a Sunday. You're still a little angried up from the Cat's game on Saturday, so a little tomato juice helps the first few beers go down a little easier. Perfect time for a redbeer.
