Saw this on NetBuffs today and thought it was pretty good:
On the first day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: a redshirt on
the better QB.
On the second day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: two road wins
and a redshirt on the better QB.
On the third day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: three
victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the better QB.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: four losing
seasons, three victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the better
QB.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: five stars on
the sideline, four losing seasons, three victories, two road wins and
a redshirt on the better QB.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: six turnover
differential (minus, of course), five stars on the sideline, four
losing seasons, three victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the
better QB.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: seven TDs by
Toledo, six turnover differential, five stars on the sideline, four
losing seasons, three victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the
better QB.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: eight missed
field goals, seven TDs by Toledo, six turnover differential, five
stars on the sideline, four losing seasons, three victories, two road
wins and a redshirt on the better QB.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: nine penalties
(per game), eight missed field goals, seven TDs by Toledo, six
turnover differential, five stars on the sideline, four losing
seasons, three victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the better
QB.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: ten wins
promised, nine penalties, eight missed field goals, seven TDs by
Toledo, six turnover differential, five stars on the sideline, four
losing seasons, three victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the
better QB.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: eleven
picks by his kid, ten wins promised, nine penalties, eight missed
field goals, seven TDs by Toledo, six turnover differential, five
stars on the sideline, four losing seasons, three victories, two road
wins and a redshirt on the better QB.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Dan Hawkins gave to me: twelve
crappy game plans, eleven picks by his kid, ten wins promised, nine
penalties, eight missed field goals, seven TDs by Toledo, six
turnover differential, five stars on the sideline, four losing
seasons, three victories, two road wins and a redshirt on the better
QB.
