How would you host a recruit?

[Steve]

Manhattan has tons to offer as we all know. When Joe Gordon takes over for Vic as the secondary coach and Dollar Bill sends you an email, asking you to be the new Recruiting Coordinator, how would you show our recruits around town?

* What sights would you show them?
* Where would you take them to eat?
* How would you choose the player rep to host them?

Just curious what your thoughts are.........

[cireksu]

I would give them lots of money and pay good looking girls to have sex with them.  And take them to eat at Doe's

[opcat]

White blonde pornstars/hostesses for the brothers.  
 

[Steve]

listen jerks.... everybody does those techniques already. There is a new generation of athletic performers out there. These new kids are far too important to care about bewbs and buts. The new athletic performers care about jewelry, hubcaps and clothing mostly. Lets use our brains and brainstorm up something to be different.

[cireksu]

HS kids want to have sex.  dumbass.

[powercat5000]

3 hostesses for every recruit, they could show the recruits manhattan hill (if you know what i mean), there problem solved!

[Bookcat]

Sadly, Lawrence, or just South of...has one of the best recruiting "arenas" in all of the Big XII.

Harbaugh would absolutely kill there imho.

[Steve]

Now that I think about it, Coach Clark implemented the "Bat Cat" crew during the '94 season. Sparky knew these girls could pull in the cream of the recruits and lock down the borders.

Do you think if Dollar Bill opened his techniques to the Junction City girls, we'd start pulling in the better athletic performers?

[Steve]

But for serious this time, here's how I'd show them a good time.

Hypothetically, I have a feeling I'd be told to show a 3* safety from Texas around town. Dollar Bill would give me a decent background on the youngster and tell me his likes/dislikes before he turned over the reigns to me.

This weekend would be a perfect weekend to host a recruit!! There's absolutely no traffic and my new Tundra would not be in jeopardy of getting hit. There's no traffic because of the 9 inches of snow that's on the ground, it's about 5 degrees outside and there's no athletic performances this weekend in the Manhattan area. Come to think about it, it's deadweek too, so Aggieville won't be the usual crowded mess!!!!

I'd really want to take my Texas safety to Longhorns because they linedance in that place. 'Horns also allows under 21's in, so it would be a perfect place for later that night.

Gosh, I really don't know what to do during the daylight hours? 

[opcat]

listen jerks.... everybody does those techniques already. There is a new generation of athletic performers out there. These new kids are far too important to care about bewbs and buts. The new athletic performers care about jewelry, hubcaps and clothing mostly. Lets use our brains and brainstorm up something to be different.

nah, money and  booty.

[MadCat]

Take the kids bowhunting...with flaming arrows...with drums of gasoline as the prey. 

Follow this up with a high speed car chase  ...taking refuge in some sorostitute house during their lingerie/swimwear party  Then drugging them where they wake up already on board their flight home.    Give them an EMAW tattoo while they are passed out as well.   

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[Dick Knewheizel]

But for serious this time, here's how I'd show them a good time.

Hypothetically, I have a feeling I'd be told to show a 3* safety from Texas around town. Dollar Bill would give me a decent background on the youngster and tell me his likes/dislikes before he turned over the reigns to me.

This weekend would be a perfect weekend to host a recruit!! There's absolutely no traffic and my new Tundra would not be in jeopardy of getting hit. There's no traffic because of the 9 inches of snow that's on the ground, it's about 5 degrees outside and there's no athletic performances this weekend in the Manhattan area. Come to think about it, it's deadweek too, so Aggieville won't be the usual crowded mess!!!!

I'd really want to take my Texas safety to Longhorns because they linedance in that place. 'Horns also allows under 21's in, so it would be a perfect place for later that night.

Gosh, I really don't know what to do during the daylight hours? 

Deadweek = Drunkweek.  That Thursday night before the Friday reading was always one of the craziest night in the Ville.

I  at the hubcap comment, nice work