Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)

[KSUWizard]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4727155

I knew there was someway we could of got Bryce Brown.  Shoulda called up the sorority houses looking for volunteers  haha  

[Pete]

Let's be honest dudes...

Tomato soup fasting makes you like really, really horny.  You get a bad case of the "Tomato balls" and it's all you can do to contain yourself.

[KSUTOMMY]

Kiffen: as classy as they come (pun intended). Come home Bryce - Arthur, follow suit.

[yoga-lika_abana]

Brandon Willis and Corey Miller, have orally committed to Tennessee. Lattimore said the hostesses were "real pretty, real nice and just real cool" and thinks they had "a lot" of influence in his teammates making oral commitments, according to the report.

:giggle:

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Let's be honest dudes...

Tomato soup fasting makes you like really, really horny.  You get a bad case of the "Tomato balls" and it's all you can do to contain yourself.

Exactly.  When you fast on tomato soup and pray that the Lord (Yahweh) guide you in the right direction, it is a natural result that Christ (Jehovah) will guide you to the school which provides you with the most 18 year old girls who are coerced to have sex with you.  It is in the Bible (his word) and it is as true today as it was in the time of David.

[steve dave]

This thread should be titled:  Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting

[KSUWizard]

This thread should be titled:  Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting

Changed it for you 

[Gooch]

excellent use of sorostitutes IMO.

[outofstate]

I wonder if Rachel Uchitel is a Tennessee alum?

[KSUWizard]

I told you we could of gotten Bryce with a little leg work from our Sorostitute department. 

http://deadspin.com/5422400/tennessees-hostess-program-catches-recruits-and-ncaas-eyes-updated

(check out the pic of bryce with a young lady)

Damn Kiffin, knows just how to get the stars.... 

[WildcatNkilt]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

[MadCat]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno?

[PurplePride74]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   

[WildcatNkilt]

Bryce saw  and  , he was like  got a little  and was all  to Tennessee.

Now he is  from all the  .  Shoulda picked 

[steve dave]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   

Why wouldn't they be?  What do you know about her? 

[Pete]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   

Why wouldn't they be?  What do you know about her? 

I'll bet she can cook the crap out of Tomato soup.  Bravo Bryce.

[PurplePride74]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   

Why wouldn't they be?  What do you know about her? 

Only what I read on the internets...  Which as you know is 100% true.  Guess if you are going after your MRS degree, landing a future millionare NFL player would be graduating "with honors."  

[opcat]

http://deadspin.com/5422400/tennessees-hostess-program-catches-recruits-and-ncaas-eyes-updated#commentform

[steve dave]

was actually wanting your input on this ops

[Jmo]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno?

No kidding....very meh 

[opcat]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno?

No kidding....very meh 

Most of you couldn't even get a girl like that.

The goober is smiling thinking he's going to get some.  Think again dope.

Dumber than rocks.

[KSUWizard]

More comming out that other schools had "organizations" as well.

http://deadspin.com/5422547/a-brief-history-of-campus-recruiting-hostesses

The groups were all given cutesy names like the Texas Angels, the Hurricane Honeys, the Bengal Babes, the Stately Ladies, the Black-Eyed Susans, the Tigerettes, the Crimson Courters (Bear's Angels eventually became the 'Bama Belles) and recruit heavily from the school's sororities. (Those ladies are very big into public relations!)

So why don't we have a group?  The classy cats maybe?  Maybe thats what they did before they started dancing...or maybe the dancing is a cover up of this?  I smell conspiracy...

[WildcatNkilt]

She's a captain in Orange Pride, "a group of students whose primary duty is to promote the University and its strong academic programs, rich traditions, and winning athletics program to campus visitors and potential student-athletes."

Hm...looks to me like a group of sorostitutes willing to suck golfballs through garden hoses.

What are the 5 geek guys doing in that pic?  Bodyguards?  

[LimestoneOutcropping]

She's a captain in Orange Pride, "a group of students whose primary duty is to promote the University and its strong academic programs, rich traditions, and winning athletics program to campus visitors and potential student-athletes."

Hm...looks to me like a group of sorostitutes willing to suck golfballs through garden hoses.

What are the 5 geek guys doing in that pic?  Bodyguards? 

Some players may be  like Jake Sharp

[FelixRex]

What are the 5 geek guys doing in that pic?  Bodyguards?  

The NCAA instituted new guidelines in 2004, stating that such groups could not officially be gender specific

So, basically those dudes are like the chick in right-field for your "co-ed" intramural softball team.

[flatlander]

Bring back the Gibson Girls...................well, not the original ones, a new bunch.

[Catfanatic]

Yep Vince was way ahead of his time

[sonofdaxjones]

[JTKSU]

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno?

No kidding....very meh 

Most of you couldn't even get a girl like that.

The goober is smiling thinking he's going to get some.  Think again dope.

Dumber than rocks.

Brown definitely knocked the bottom out of that chick.  Bet that just infuriates you, doesn't it?

[flatlander]

Yep Vince was way ahead of his time

and real cutting edge with new math.