It comes down to money, and I have enough money to go to Houston. I do not have enough money to go to Phoenix. Therefore, Haverhill would rather have ISU go to a bowl game he can afford than he cannot afford. There are 640 families in the state of Iowa who get the NFL Network, which televises the game. Luckily, my parents are 1 of 640, so not going will not be the end of the world. I treated Farmageddon as though it would be our bowl game this year (was expecting 4-8) so this is completely shocking to me that we are 6-6 (and easily could be 8-4).
Accepting donations for the "Send Haverhill to Phoenix Fund" if anyone is interested, shall Iowa State be lucky enough to jump Missouri.