...to make Texas not take us as seriously. Case in point, apparently Mangino choked Arist Wright because Wright said that we should just not prepare for the UT game because it's pointless and start preparing for Missouri. It's brilliant. We've tanked this entire second half of the season just to lull the 'Horns to sleep. It's so &@#%ing genius, Ron Prince is giving Mangino a standing ovation as we speak because
it's almost exactly what he did at KSUNow the Horns will be going all

when they don't know that they're absolutely &@#%ed. Kansas will win by 30 on Saturday, and I'm gonna be streaking naked across 6th street until I get arrested. Mangino will be named as Coach for Life and Todd Reesing will impregnate every last person in the 1 million+ Austin metro area, myself included. My baby will be named Synder, because I will have been brain damaged from the beating the APD cops give me on 6th street on Saturday night.
The above statements are 100% fact. Don't argue with me, or I will nutpunch you so hard that steve dave will weep with joy and give me a mother&@#%ing trophy for it.
