Trainwreck

[cireksu]

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2009/nov/17/coachs-history-parking-tickets/


LOL

[Bookcat]

HOLY crap YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE PDFS!! ITS LIKE DRUDGE BUT BETTER!

[stormnut]

Lew Perkins was behind the JFK cover up. Had to be. The guy knows how to keep thing on the down low. You know Lew is behind this and I bet more is to come.

[Thin Blue Line]

How the f$ck does he fit in a 2-dr Eclipse?!?!!!!!

[JTKSU]

How the f$ck does he fit in a 2-dr Eclipse?!?!!!!!

How embarrassing was it for uk's player to see their head coach pull up in an eclipse?  I get it that he was a new head coach, but I'm sure he made enough money as an assistant at OU to combine that with his new HC money and buy something he could actually fit in.  uk football is such a laughable situation.  I imagine coaches all around the country are racing to get their resumes on the desk of Perkins ASAP!

[Dirty Sanchez]

How the f$ck does he fit in a 2-dr Eclipse?!?!!!!!

That was my first thought.   Moved on to Cherokees and Navigators after that.


Look at the comments on the May 26, 2006 ticket (or the one after that).  They obviously knew him as a regular "customer" by then.

[Bookcat]

Donna Hultine, director of ku Parking and Transit, reported that the particular ticket had spurred Mangino to track down the student employee who had written the ticket and launch a 10-minute, expletive-filled “tirade” so loud that it drew several employees out of nearby Allen Fieldhouse to watch.

“He screamed, yelled and cussed for a while and then got out of his car and screamed, yelled and cussed 6 inches from the student’s face,” Hultine said, in an e-mail to her boss at Strong Hall, Vice Provost Jim Long.

Lew Perksins is a genius. No doubt he was waiting to pull the trigger on this story and his timing is like an Mike Tyson left hook.

[Thin Blue Line]

Just noticed, but most of the vehicles he was driving aren't registered to him. Odd?

[Thin Blue Line]

Just noticed, but most of the vehicles he was driving aren't registered to him. Odd?

Will confirm tomorrow, though. 

[Big Sam]

How the f$ck does he fit in a 2-dr Eclipse?!?!!!!!

Must have pulled out the figgin' driver's seat.

Sam S.

[Bookcat]

I need a bag of popcorn just reading this stuff. Just gem material.

I'm guessing sonofdaxjones EMAW heart skipped a beat.

[Dirty Sanchez]

The dates...

10/19/05
10/25/05
10/26/05
10/27/05
11/1/05
11/3/05
11/4/05
11/18/05

8 tickets in a month!

[JTKSU]

The dates...

10/19/05
10/25/05
10/26/05
10/27/05
11/1/05
11/3/05
11/4/05
11/18/05

8 tickets in a month!

One major key to becoming that obese:  Incredible laziness.

[willie83]

I don't grt why he got tickets for parking in a loading zone. Didn't he have to be unloaded from and loaded back into his cars?

[Ben Ji 2.0]

Its like Lew has been jerking off for 5 years just waiting for the money shot all over mangino's tits. Props to him for being able to hold his load till the perfect moment.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Its like Lew has been jerking off for 5 years just waiting for the money shot all over mangino's tits. Props to him for being able to hold his load till the perfect moment.

Auuuuugggghhhh....my brain eyes!!!

[Dirty Sanchez]

Should've gotten one of these.



Actual sign now available on Ebay for $12.95.

[Thin Blue Line]

Should've gotten one of these.



Actual sign now available on Ebay for $12.95.

Wow. He's not shi%ting.......

[sonofdaxjones]

The man has always had anger issues . . . it's really not even that funny anymore.  He's always treated people badly consistently.

I realize it's a high pressure job . . . but why wouldn't you want to chill when you're not in the "heat of battle".  Why treat kids on a college campus badly when you're making $100-$200K a month, and they enable you to have your position??

[michigancat]

Wasn't this right after Thomas Clayton ran over the parking dude?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Should've gotten one of these.



Actual sign now available on Ebay for $12.95.

Wow. He's not shi%ting.......

Nope

http://cgi.ebay.com/MANGINO-FAMILY-Parking-Sign-Aluminum-New-18000_W0QQitemZ270411421846QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3ef5c6d896

[ew2x4]

"Mangino's favorite spot"

lmao

[JTKSU]

I don't grt why he got tickets for parking in a loading zone. Didn't he have to be unloaded from and loaded back into his cars?

Along those lines, does mangino beep when he backs up?

[BigCat]

Yeah Lew teed this one up great. First imply that Mangino is a twinkie-crazed maniac that can't control his emotions or a football program. Then just a few days later as the alums are all DUI'ing around Olathe during the noon hour thinking, "Well shucks I guess that's just the price of success"... WHAM. Loss to Missouri, the state who stole your chances of ever being a slave owner. Mangino is toast.

[RainKing]

A story uncovers how Mangino doesn't think he deserves parking tickets on ku's campus. He got 23 for parking the same spot before losing it on a parking employee.

http://trueslant.com/stevevockrodt/2009/11/18/kansas-jayhawks-football-coach-thinks-hes-above-of-all-things-parking-tickets/

[JTKSU]

 

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=46869.0

[willie]

“This job gives you power, does it?” Mangino said, according to Walters. “You feel real f---ing powerful walking around like a big shot, huh? … Why in the hell else would you be bothering me with this?”

No, Walters said, the office had told him to issue tickets for cars parked in the loading zone.

“So offices tell you what to do?” Mangino said, according to Walters. “F---ing offices walk around telling you what to do all day?”

Mangino eventually got back into his car, Walters said, before continuing: “You just don’t like talking to me because I’m ethnic, just because I talk with my hands.”

That part made me lol.  The fat guy's pretty witty.

[steve dave]

Mangino eventually got back into his car, Walters said, before continuing: “You just don’t like talking to me because I’m ethnic, just because I talk with my hands.”

Wait, wut 

[Thin Blue Line]

Just noticed, but most of the vehicles he was driving aren't registered to him. Odd?

Will confirm tomorrow, though. 

Now, this is really odd. Seems the Navigators belong to the University of Kansas Athletic Corporation. In Kansas, the way parking tickets work is that they have to be written to the owner of the vehicle, not who is driving it. Did uk pay the parking tickets for him? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Legore]

How bush league is it that Mangino didn't even have his own parking spot until 2008?  I'm not defending the guy totally but at the same time he's your head football coach and maybe the highest paid employee at the U.   Give him a freaking parking spot I kind of agee with him in that he shouldn't have to deal with that crap.