Thanks, Stan. Sorry to hear you're still dead.
So anyway, if the game is still going to happen, I propose that we name it the FACEPALM™ BOWL,
not particularly because you guys are a really sh*tty team or anything, it's more because you guys have Carson Coffman on scholarship at quarterback and Bill Snyder still doesn't understand what the fuss is about this Twatter thing.
I don't think I have to go into much about "what's wrong with Kansas" (available in a Waldenbooks near you). It's kind of hilarious (read: shoot me in the face) to watch our offensive coordinator this year because he apparently thinks he's playing Dungeons and Dragons and tries to out-strategize the other team to the point where
he's utilizing a gameplan that plays to the opposite strengths of our players. That, or he just throws up his hands every week and says "looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
It also doesn't help that all of the Big 12 defensive coordinators minus Iowa State's finally woke up after 2 years and figured out what Reesing's routes are.
I mean, yeah, we may still beat you guys in Manhattan because we have some semi-decent skill players on offense and apparently the defense finally got tired of being bashed on by phog.net and played with a pair for three quarters against Tech, who the eff knows. But, if Kansas wins, they're going to make it look so sh*t-tastic that everyone in the state will have at least one glass eye come next Sunday because they'll have gouged out the original ones that Cthulhu gave them. I'm still debating whether I want unimpaired vision or a bowl for three years in a row.
Kansas Football 2009:
History Awaits It's Like Staring Into a Motherf*cking Eclipse
