Caption time!

[Dirty Sanchez]

"That's one helluva booger!"
"How the hell did I get an outbreak on the top of my head?!!?"
"Wooooweeee! I gonna get toddy to smell my finger next."

or

See no wins
Feel no wins
Smell no wins

[PowercatPat]

See no wins
Feel no wins
Smell no wins

Winner.

 

[cyclist]

"That's one helluva booger!"
"How the hell did I get an outbreak on the top of my head?!!?"
"Wooooweeee! I gonna get toddy to smell my finger next."

or

See no wins
Feel no wins
Smell no wins

Agree winner.  I'll give one alternative:

My timeline is running short.
I could have had a V-8 !
I need a Puffs-plus.

[wildcat79]

How about: See no evil, think no evil, smell no evil! That is one intense photo.

[Pett]

Meier: "Wow, I can't believe that I just jacked off Todd with this hand."
Sharp: "Wow, I can't believe that Todd's ass smells this good."
Reesing: "Wow, I can't believe that I let Jake & Kerry do that to me in the locker room before the game. It's going to be a beyond awkward post game."

[I_have_purplewood]

Meier: Is that herpes on my palm?
Reesing: I ugh, well ughmm, errr.....
Sharp: giggle, snort, you have it now too Kerry.

[The Kaiser]

I think I have enough toddles left for another Dirty Sanchez, wait, dammit, Jake just wiped his off.