10 Question: If an OU fan and a Nubb fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The Nubb - the OU fan would have to stop for directions!
9 The assistant asked the OU fan if he would like his pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" he said, "I could never eat twelve!"
8 An OU fan was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under his arm. As he passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won him in a raffle!"
7 A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found an OU fan painting the walls. He was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked the OU fan why he was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
The OU fan showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
6 Two OU fans were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First OU fan:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second OU fan:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
5 Three OU fans were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first OU fan looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks."
The second OU fan went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third OU fan went over to the tracks. He looked down, then got run over by the train!
4 A OU fan asked someone what time it was, and they told him it was 4:45. The OU fan, with a puzzled look on his face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
3 An OU fan was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when he heard OU fan joke after OU fan joke. A little way down the road, he saw another OU fan out in a field rowing a boat. The OU fan stopped his car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb OU fan! It's OU fans like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
2 An OU fan and a Nubb went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the OU fan bet the Nubb $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the OU fan gave the Nubb $50. The Nubb said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the OU fan insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the Nubb said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The OU fan replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
1 A dumb OU fan was really tired of being made fun of, so he decided to wear plain clothes rather than his OU gear.
When he had changed, he decided to take a drive in the country.
After he had been driving for a while, he saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
He got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said he could have a try.
The OU fan looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - he was right! So the OU fan, (who was not dressed as an OU fan), picked one out and got back into his car.
Before he left, the farmer walked up to him and said.
"If I can guess what team you root for, can I have my dog back?"
