normal things you've never done

[Pete]

good topic

never been constipated
haven't seen most movies in last ~20 years
never worn a baseball cap as an adult

wtf, do you not eat cheese? (one of man's greatest creations)

I've never been constipated, and I eat loads of cheese....unfortunately.

[jeffy]

never taken a drag on a cigarette/cigar/pipe/joint.

[mjrod]

Do you all just live the most mundane lives or are you all just really that dull?

Geezus.. people..

[jeffy]

I've never had sex with a woman.

Geezus.. people..

[willie83]

kill a man with my bare hands.
wear braces
travel to Nepal
not lose my baby teeth

 

[steve dave]

not lose my baby teeth

I have two baby teeth holding on strong.  Gonna need implants when they finally give out (or just look white trashy).  Anyone here a DDS that wants to give me a ridiculous discount for being so EMAW? 

[Fledermaus]

good topic

never been constipated
haven't seen most movies in last ~20 years
never worn a baseball cap as an adult

wtf, do you not eat cheese? (one of man's greatest creations)

I've never been constipated, and I eat loads of cheese....unfortunately.

Also eat tons of cheese.  My digestive tract is all like 

[Pete]

not lose my baby teeth

I have two baby teeth holding on strong.  Gonna need implants when they finally give out (or just look white trashy).  Anyone here a DDS that wants to give me a ridiculous discount for being so EMAW? 

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=40048.msg549012#msg549012

[krazykat]

- ate a bowl of cereal
- ate mashed potatoes
- dived into a pool

[steve dave]

- ate a bowl of cereal
- ate mashed potatoes

I don't believe these two 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

- ate a bowl of cereal
- ate mashed potatoes

I don't believe these two 

Yeah.  GMAFB, krazy.  I bet you ate some cereal when you were a little kid. 

[Thin Blue Line]

- never been to an nba game
- never been to a strip club
- never drank tea (just smells bad)

as well as

- never got a bachelor party when i got married
- never driven a stick shift before
- have yet to work at the same job for more than a year and a half (will be 27 soon)
- never broken a bone
- never had to wear glasses/contacts/had to get braces/wear a retainer

I've never known a dude who hasn't gone to a strip club.  wtf is wrong with you queers?

I've only gone to a strip club twice and that was for social events I was obliged to attend.  Don't really ever want to go back. 

Only gone to the ta-ta bars 3 times. Two social, and once on Bourbon Street. Left with a hell of a lot more money than I went in with. I think it was due to waaaayyyyyy too much     .

[krazykat]

- ate a bowl of cereal
- ate mashed potatoes

I don't believe these two 

Yeah.  GMAFB, krazy.  I bet you ate some cereal when you were a little kid. 

i did eat cinnamon toast crunch dry out of the box as a kid as a snack and stuff. but i have never had any type of cereal w/milk EVER. mashed potatoes prolly before the age of 7, but since then nope.

[The1BigWillie]

1. Never paid for sex.
2. Never snorted cocaine.
3. Never been convicted of a felony.

[FBWillie]

not lose my baby teeth

I have two baby teeth holding on strong.  Gonna need implants when they finally give out (or just look white trashy).  Anyone here a DDS that wants to give me a ridiculous discount for being so EMAW? 

I don't know any dentist, but my Dr. is EMAW, and I figure that's pretty rare considering most Dr.'s in the area went to uk.

[FBWillie]

GREAT thread!  I swear I'm a pretty normal dude, and if any of you knew me in person, you probably wouldn't believe any of these:

1.  Have never been to a REAL concert; unless you count like river fest or state fair.
2.  Have never had intercourse with anyone other than my wife. 
3.  Have never done any drugs - although I wish I would have done pot when I was in college.
4.  Have never kissed/made out / hit on another woman when I was dating someone else / married
5.  Have never been to a NBA / NFL game
6.  Have never been to a KSU basketball game in the 'gon; have been to several outside of Manhattan however.
7.  I have never seen God Father III
8.  I have never driven "drunk";  have buzz driven on a couple of occasions, but sober enough to most likely pass a field sobriety.
9.  I have never been to Las Vegas
10.  I have never been on another continent.

[steve dave]

GREAT thread!  I swear I'm a pretty normal dude, and if any of you knew me in person, you probably wouldn't believe any of these:

1.  Have never been to a REAL concert; unless you count like river fest or state fair.
2.  Have never had intercourse with anyone other than my wife. 
3.  Have never done any drugs - although I wish I would have done pot when I was in college.
4.  Have never kissed/made out / hit on another woman when I was dating someone else / married
5.  Have never been to a NBA / NFL game
6.  Have never been to a KSU basketball game in the 'gon; have been to several outside of Manhattan however.
7.  I have never seen God Father III
8.  I have never driven "drunk";  have buzz driven on a couple of occasions, but sober enough to most likely pass a field sobriety.
9.  I have never been to Las Vegas
10.  I have never been on another continent.

Good for you bro

[waks]

1. Never paid for sex.
2. Never snorted cocaine.
3. Never been convicted of a felony.

Why not? Sounds like that would be a pretty fun weekend to me.

[FBWillie]

GREAT thread!  I swear I'm a pretty normal dude, and if any of you knew me in person, you probably wouldn't believe any of these:

1.  Have never been to a REAL concert; unless you count like river fest or state fair.
2.  Have never had intercourse with anyone other than my wife. 
3.  Have never done any drugs - although I wish I would have done pot when I was in college.
4.  Have never kissed/made out / hit on another woman when I was dating someone else / married
5.  Have never been to a NBA / NFL game
6.  Have never been to a KSU basketball game in the 'gon; have been to several outside of Manhattan however.
7.  I have never seen God Father III
8.  I have never driven "drunk";  have buzz driven on a couple of occasions, but sober enough to most likely pass a field sobriety.
9.  I have never been to Las Vegas
10.  I have never been on another continent.

Good for you bro

Would also like to add that I never played organized football.

Couple on that list I wish I would have done.  Drugs were just one of those deals where I thought I would fuq up my life if I took advantage of opportunities that presented themselves; looking back, I realize my life had not been defined at that point and I totally missed my opportunity to do some cool sht.   I don't really regret no fuqing anyone, but I would have pursued getting my dick sucked more in highschool if I had realized that the girls I dated were not anyone I was going to want to spend the rest of my life with.

As a married man with 2 children - If you're in College/highschool - smoke pot and date more than one woman at a time. 

[Thin Blue Line]

- never been to an nba game
- never been to a strip club
- never drank tea (just smells bad)

as well as

- never got a bachelor party when i got married
- never driven a stick shift before
- have yet to work at the same job for more than a year and a half (will be 27 soon)
- never broken a bone
- never had to wear glasses/contacts/had to get braces/wear a retainer

I've never known a dude who hasn't gone to a strip club.  wtf is wrong with you queers?

I've only gone to a strip club twice and that was for social events I was obliged to attend.  Don't really ever want to go back. 

Only gone to the ta-ta bars 3 times. Two social, and once on Bourbon Street. Left with a hell of a lot more money than I went in with. I think it was due to waaaayyyyyy too much     .

Oops. Meant a lot LESS.

[willie83]

- never been to an nba game
- never been to a strip club
- never drank tea (just smells bad)

as well as

- never got a bachelor party when i got married
- never driven a stick shift before
- have yet to work at the same job for more than a year and a half (will be 27 soon)
- never broken a bone
- never had to wear glasses/contacts/had to get braces/wear a retainer

I've never known a dude who hasn't gone to a strip club.  wtf is wrong with you queers?

I've only gone to a strip club twice and that was for social events I was obliged to attend.  Don't really ever want to go back. 

Only gone to the ta-ta bars 3 times. Two social, and once on Bourbon Street. Left with a hell of a lot more money than I went in with. I think it was due to waaaayyyyyy too much     .

Oops. Meant a lot LESS.

Yea, I was wondering what you had to do to make money in a strip club...