The Hills/The City thread

[pissclams]

Figured we could just chat both shows up in one thread, know what i'm saying?
SO!

The Hills
Let's get to dishing fellas!  First thing is first, Kristen is totally going after Audrina's ex, Justin Bobby.  WTF is up with that? I couldn't believe it when they were all getting into it at that party, probably the first time I have ever thought that Spencer's sister wasn't a complete loser imo.

Then later when Kristen and Justin Bobby are STK?  Talk about a lame date.  Anywho, whatever, they both deserve what they have coming to them amrite?

The City
Two words:  I love Olivia but would hate to work with her.  Still tho, she cracks me up. LMAO.   

[steve dave]

Great thread.  Interesting HHIQ talk going on this this thread as well:

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=41295.0

[pissclams]

yes!  great to see more The Hills/The City fans!!

whenever I go to L.A. I always make sure and hit the "Hills Hotspots", it makes you feel elite.  then you watch the show and are like    -  been there, done that.

how can you not love Brody? 

[Dirty Sanchez]

 

[pissclams]

omg you're talking about the preview for next week rite? 

The Hills
so...who LOVED heidi shoving that neighbor kid in spencer's face and he's just not having any of it! i was like, you go boy!

not surprised by kristin and justin bobby hooking up.  duh...i thought it was funny how brody was giving them crap about it though.  that chick that sang at the smashbox studios was NAILS...other exciting moments I missed? 

The City
I got to say I love Olivia, best character on the City.  Loved when Roxy was like, "take of your shirt" and Whitt was like, you better ask Kelly, she likes to be in charge then Kelly was like STFU but - it is a good idea.   
 

Hrm.  Then the gay director of accessories at Elle loving Olivia then at the same time hating her?  And her stupid ugly boss?  At least she found great handbags and that was good enough for the gay director of accessories. 

Great epi this week of both shows. 

[steve dave]

how can you not love Brody? 

He's kinda boring (compared to some of the others anyway).  LC also falls in this category.  When I'm watching a Brod'/LC segment I always lean way back in my chair and yell SNOOOOOZZZEEEEFEST! at the top of my lungs.  This is in contrast to my reaction to a Spencer segment where I am instantly catapulted to the very edge of my chair in stunned amazement and his asshole'iness.

Typical Brod' segment:  Check out my tight fitting black shirt, trucker hat and Pabst Blue Ribbon!  Could I get anymore douchebaggy'ironic?  Christian Audigier has made millions of dollars on me alone.  Also I'm not planning on doing anything exciting so go ahead and hit the head if you need to.

Typical Spenc' segment:  Hey, little sister, I f^cking hate your boyfriend and am gonig to punch him in the face.  Then I will awkwardly confront my closest friends at a nice dinner and drive a huge rift between the protagonists of this show.  Also, I'm weird looking and absolutely love Patron. 

There's just no comparison, you know

[pissclams]

wow, someone doesn't watch much of The Hills, huh?

a typical LC/Brod segment?  are you talking about Laguna Beach?  LMAO   
LC left the show in like 1984.

anywho, i love the fact that Brody's life consists of getting drunk, being chilled out, and banging a playboy model.  meanwhile spencer married a psycho chick who won't leave him alone about being married and having kids and other lame crap that losers lame out about.

i will say i loved it last night when Spencer was laying into Heidi about him hating kids and her loving them.  he kicked some 4 year old out of their house when the kid was in the middle of a Wii Bowling game and said "see ya never" when he did it.

[steve dave]

anywho, i love the fact that Brody's life consists of getting drunk, being chilled out, and banging a playboy model.  meanwhile spencer married a psycho chick who won't leave him alone about being married and having kids and other lame crap that losers lame out about.

i will say i loved it last night when Spencer was laying into Heidi about him hating kids and her loving them.  he kicked some 4 year old out of their house when the kid was in the middle of a Wii Bowling game and said "see ya never" when he did it.

Read what you just typed and tell me that Spencer isn't amazing.  You just want to be Brody.  That is meaningless in the quality of the show and your enjoyment in watching it.  He really adds nothing.  Spencer on the other hand is pure excitement from beginning to end.  You act like him being a freak/weirdo/psycho/married to a freak/weirdo/psycho is negative.  It's pure positive bro, pure. 

[pissclams]

read what you just typed and then read what i typed and then tell me where  i typed that i don't like spencer.  GMAFB and GTFO of my thread  you fracking loser.   

[steve dave]

i don't like spencer

 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

There is no way in hell that Justin Bobby actually drives that motorcycle up and down the PCH.  They film him pulling in and out but he never drives it.  It is so obvious.  LMFAO at JB.

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There is no way in hell that Justin Bobby actually drives that motorcycle up and down the PCH.  They film him pulling in and out but he never drives it.  It is so obvious.  LMFAO at JB.

nice catch LSOC, was thinking the same thing last night.  he went right across PCH last night when they left the bar in Malibu and headed back towards LA and I was like, no f'n way did he cruise right across PCH, way too much traffic and stuff for that too- they prob stop traffic and let him pull out then pull the bike into a trailer or something. 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

There is no way in hell that Justin Bobby actually drives that motorcycle up and down the PCH.  They film him pulling in and out but he never drives it.  It is so obvious.  LMFAO at JB.

nice catch LSOC, was thinking the same thing last night.  he went right across PCH last night when they left the bar in Malibu and headed back towards LA and I was like, no f'n way did he cruise right across PCH, way too much traffic and stuff for that too- they prob stop traffic and let him pull out then pull the bike into a trailer or something. 

Just watching him drive it it is so obvious he really doesn't know what he is doing.  He would never drive it in traffic, he'd get himself and KC killed.

[pissclams]

his name isn't even Justin Bobby, it's Justin Brescia and he's a male model.  LOL what a loser unlike Brody.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

LOL at that pansy.  He had to sit at Brody's table while Brody was chilling wearing kickass flannel shirt buttoned up to the top, Justin (fairy name) was wearing suspenders and standing up because he has no VIP place to sit.

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Brody was like, my dad is so rich I'm never going to have to work a day in my life. 
Justin Bobby was like, I don't know who my dad is, mind if I steal a red bull bro? 

[WillieWannabe]

his name isn't even Justin Bobby, it's Justin Brescia and he's a male model.  LOL what a loser unlike Brody.

Dude has two first names 

[steve dave]

his name isn't even Justin Bobby, it's Justin Brescia and he's a male model.  LOL what a loser unlike Brody.

Dude has two first names 

 

[2001 WiltSexOdyssey]

Did your penises invert recently....This is out-of-control, I respect you ksufans.com, but this is just out-of-control gheyness right here. No man should ever watch this garbage, let alone post about with your "friends"....Le Ghey

[RonLongshaft]

did spencers sister not lose about 100lbs and get a nose job? or is it just a totally different actor all together?

[pissclams]

did spencers sister not lose about 100lbs and get a nose job? or is it just a totally different actor all together?

actor?  it's a reality show, brau

[Rick Daris]

so like, what are everyones thoughts on lo? in the beginning of it all, i was like "gee, she's kinda a b1tch, i don't like her" then i was like "gee, she's kinda a b1tch, i like the heck out of her." and then she got fat and died her hair black and got out of control and stuff and disappeared for a long time and then she came back and when she came back i thought "oh yeah, lo is back. she's a bad girl w/ issues. good times." but then the more she was back it became apparent that she is just trying to be nice and not controversial and just pick up a paycheck and keep on keeping on and so now i'm like "f this fake b1tch. she's faking. f her."


 

[RonLongshaft]

did spencers sister not lose about 100lbs and get a nose job? or is it just a totally different actor all together?

actor?  it's a reality show, brau

sarcaism brau

[pissclams]

did spencers sister not lose about 100lbs and get a nose job? or is it just a totally different actor all together?

actor?  it's a reality show, brau

sarcaism brau

ya right. please don't even try to call the people on the Hills actors.  u digg 

[ECN]

audrina totally looks hotter with her lighter hair shade.

she appears less dumb too. still has amazing teeth.

[2001 WiltSexOdyssey]

Have you guys all together just given up trying to throw the scent from your respective gay trails?

[steve dave]

Have you guys all together just given up trying to throw the scent from your respective gay trails?

I never started trying

[LimestoneOutcropping]

And what about Enzo?  HE was all playing it cool, maybe a little shy because he is the "new rooster in the hen house," playing wii and eating cookies but Spencer was too rude.  That guy won't forget how Spencer treated him and I predict some Dennis the Menace type shennanigans.

What will Enzo wear for Halloween?  What will he do to spencer?   

[LimestoneOutcropping]

How incredibly, amazingly, mind blowingly fun did Brody's surprise party look last night!!  Did you see all the beer they had!?

And Spencer was hitting golf balls just in his back yard?  Totally elite. 

I feel like there is a total love triangle between Brody/Kristen/Jade/Justin brewing right around the corner! 

The City was kind of slow compared except I totally like the PR director at Elle.  She is a FOX!

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The Hills
Brody's party looked like the bomb.  I cannot believe that Kristin, his EX!!, gave him all those sex toys. Also cannot believe that he got into a fight at the party with Jade, wtf??  Where's the respect?  Then I couldn't believe how Jayde seemed jealous of Kristin.  Lamo.   Also couldn't believe that Justin Bobby didn't even bother to show up + he stood up Kristin?  Very dumb. 

Did LOL @ the slackjawed friend of Kristins drinking a martini for breakfast the next day.  Hair of the dog imo.  Overall a quick epi.  Why does Audrina pick the lame dude friend of Justin Bobby to go out with? Money?  Power?  He seems mega-lame.

The City
Note to Whitney:  Roxy is NO GOOD FOR YOU GIRLFRIEND!!  GMAFB AND TELL HER TO GTFOOYF!

Whitney note #2:  Don't cross Kelly, she told you to wait to show your designs, listen to her!

PS- My secret crush for Olivia continues, she's a star!