I'm not joking anymore...I really do want to fight Carl Peterson

[Pete]

I want to be locked in a cage with Carl Peterson.  I want to make him feel how he has made me feel.   , 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Larry was totally worth what Allen was...

Saw Carl at the Royal BBQ with a preposterous big black hat (Ron Prince-ish) and otherwise all in black.  I was pretty close to him and just said, loud enough for him to hear me, "JFC, are you kidding me?"

[Pett]

I was pretty close to him and just said, loud enough for him to hear me, "JFC, are you kidding me?"

Did you actually say the J-F-C or just jesus frack christ? I'm just curious to see if people do what I do and use the occasional W-T-F or G-T-F-O in public.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I was pretty close to him and just said, loud enough for him to hear me, "JFC, are you kidding me?"

Did you actually say the J-F-C or just jesus frack christ? I'm just curious to see if people do what I do and use the occasional W-T-F or G-T-F-O in public.

In this case, I said the actual words.  Was hoping to make my point.  I will sometimes use the WTF and JFC and also call lames dudes "H-MO's" or say "MF'er"

If you are not cool, do NOT try these though.  I can do it because I look sublime and smell literally perfect.

[Brock Landers]

Remember, none of Jared Allen's sacks in 2007 came in the 4th quarter.

When I heard Carl say that on the radio  I nearly ran my car off the road.

[hemmy]

Remember, none of Jared Allen's sacks in 2007 came in the 4th quarter.

When I heard Carl say that on the radio  I nearly ran my car off the road.

That was the first thing I said during last nights game.

[JTKSU]

I was pretty close to him and just said, loud enough for him to hear me, "JFC, are you kidding me?"

Did you actually say the J-F-C or just jesus frack christ? I'm just curious to see if people do what I do and use the occasional W-T-F or G-T-F-O in public.

In this case, I said the actual words.  Was hoping to make my point.  I will sometimes use the WTF and JFC and also call lames dudes "H-MO's" or say "MF'er"

If you are not cool, do NOT try these though.  I can do it because I look sublime and smell literally perfect.

Pretty sure that speaking in internet slang is not something that cool people do.  Gotta rank it up there with dudes quoting Star Wars.  Not something you want to do if you wish to actually engage in sexual activities with females that would generally be rated above a 5, on a ten point scale.  Also not advised if you want coworkers to stop flushing your head in the toilet every day. 

[kcnut]

I get to beat up Carl Peterson first.