GRCOAT things you did as a kid

[Pete]

caught the s.o.b. in one of these  -- >  http://www.sportsunlimitednl.com/img/products/100_0467%20%5B%5D.jpg

Jesus, you are a rich tapestry my friend.  A rich tapestry indeed.

[treysolid]

- once scored 6 goals in the first half of a little league soccer game.  game was abruptly stopped as the parents of the opposing team players started complaining to the coaches.

 - once caught some seriously sweet air on my bike going off of a pile of dirt in a field near my house.

 - single-handedly won two games of capture the flag during PE in 1st grade.  left PE teacher in awe.

 - won 2 goldfish on 3 throws at one of those "toss the pingpong ball in the fishbowl" games at a school fundraiser.

[Skycat]

Counted to 100 in kindergarten aptitude test.

[Rick Daris]

was only person in kindergarten that could climb the rope to the top of the gym ceiling. had to do it for part of a school play type thing (hickory dickory dock. the mouse ran up the clock) i was the mouse. also just happened to be wearing cowboy boots. my parents should of been shot. you know how hard that probably was with cowboy boots on? thanks mom and dad.

[Brock Landers]

In 8th grade PE we played dodgeball all the time.  Apparently alot of schools have outlawed dodgeball now, GMAFB.  ANyway, I was an average thrower, but I could catch anything, even the huge dudes with mustaches that could throw 100 miles an hour.  I could snag those like it was nothing.

One time it was down to just me against 4 other dudes from the other team, including 2 mustache-having, 100 MPH-throwing dudes.  Fortunately the teacher didn't call "NO BOUNDARIES"    because I pretty much would have been dead meat.  So yeah, I caught some frickin' laser beams to get the 2 big dudes out, then picked off the other 2 losery type dudes to win the game.  My team mobbed me with some high fives when it was over.

[steve dave]

mustache-having, 100 MPH-throwing dudes

OMG.  I hated those types.  Anyone here that was one of those can just GTFOOMF right now. 

[sys]

killed a bull snake on our front porch with a garden hoe summer after 2nd grade.

goddamnit!   

remind me to hate you if i ever forget.

[pwrcat1]

In 3rd grade my neighbor spray painted his pet PIG blue. 

[Skydog]

When I was like 10 I could jump our fourwheeler really high.

All my friends would come over and I'd jump the four-wheeler and they'd be amazed at my jump.

Pretty dangerous and amazing I must say 

[Butt Fugly]

When I was 4 I would take the family fish out of his bowl, set him on the ground, then pet him like he was a dog.

[nicname]

In junior High used to jump the trains and ride them to the next town over, hang out till the other train came and ride it back home.  DANGEROUS!!!!

Walked in on friends older sister while she was in the shower.  I was 4th grade.  She was in HS.  Told her we were playing hide and seek, thought she was just someone hiding.  Dunno if she believed.  Nice boobs.  Pink nipples.

[steve dave]

In junior High used to jump the trains and ride them to the next town over, hang out till the other train came and ride it back home.  DANGEROUS!!!!

Are you from Marysville?  Plenty of good ops to do that there from the looks of things. 

[Skydog]

Also, made out with one of my friends older sisters when I was in like 6th grade or some crap.

make fun of him daily about it now cuz it gets him all 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Made out with friends younder sister, this weekend.