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September 21, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
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WillieWannabe

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    I may be full of sh*t, but i won't be de-turd.
Alright, so i come back to Manhattan after spending the weekend back home. Before I left, I kind of made a mental picture in my mind of what my room looked like before I left. Well when i came back, it was different. I'm not normally an OCD type person, but my room and bed is another story.

I worry about this because last year I was told by another friend that my roommate had boinked his g/f on my bed. Apparently he thinks it is hysterical since i did not have a g/f at the time. He has admitted to doing it on her roommates bed as well, so i know it is like a game to him. Well sure enough, i check yesterday, and there were some questionable stains i had never noticed. And the bed was made a little to well. Now, my question to all of you. What should my retaliation be? We are pretty much best friends, but it still pisses me the f*ck off.
I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

September 21, 2009, 09:10:56 AM
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Just rub your bare a$$ and sack on his pillow and enjoy the thought of him nuzzling up to it tonight.

September 21, 2009, 09:14:15 AM
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Didn't we have a thread about this one time?

September 21, 2009, 09:41:35 AM
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Didn't we have a thread about this one time?

Yes, but didn't it turn out that most of it was all staged?  I could be wrong.  Hilarious thread either way.

September 21, 2009, 09:44:58 AM
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Didn't we have a thread about this one time?

Yes, but didn't it turn out that most of it was all staged?  I could be wrong.  Hilarious thread either way.
It wasn't staged, we just figured out it wasn't the real roommate.

I would just take a dump and shove it under his bed behind other stuff. Should get your point across.





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September 21, 2009, 09:56:59 AM
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Just rub your bare a$$ and sack on his pillow and enjoy the thought of him nuzzling up to it tonight.
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I think this is a appropriate. Also pissed me off that the place was a mess. I guess they had a party and think it is cool to leave spitters cups everywhere. Well i plan to get a new doorknob for my room, so it locks. Plus throw out my sheets and bedding.
I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

September 21, 2009, 10:57:27 AM
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Ask him to spell ICUP in front of friends.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

September 21, 2009, 12:06:02 PM
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Fart on his pillow, and it needs to be bare assed in order for him to possibly get pink eye.

And sorry about your problems! Just boink (sp?) his GF on his bed. :thumbsup:

September 21, 2009, 12:26:58 PM
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If he has a car, stick some cheese in the vents.  Find the stinkiest cheese possible.  It will take him forever to identify the problem, it is great fun, and you will find the resolve in which you are seeking.

September 21, 2009, 12:27:42 PM
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Make sure his friends find out that he used your bed to boink his previously unknown boyfriend.

September 21, 2009, 01:05:18 PM
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Just hide around a corner and ask your roommate to come look at this pic of Lady Ga Ga (that clearly shows an underdeveloped penis is definitely present) on your computer.  When he comes around the corner: BAM!  Nutpunch!  Then tell all your friends that your roommate googles pictures of hermaphrodites on the web all the time.  Seems pretty simple to me.

September 21, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
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Isn't this simple?  If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.

September 21, 2009, 05:02:35 PM
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    I may be full of sh*t, but i won't be de-turd.
Isn't this simple?  If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.

He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.
I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

September 21, 2009, 08:07:48 PM
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Isn't this simple?  If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.

He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.

His gf might notice the "hair gel" on his cheek after his pillow has been stained.  Combine this with Thin Blue Line's suggestion viola! He transfers to ku. :ku:

September 22, 2009, 03:36:50 PM
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I think the classy way to handle is to simply set up video camera next time and share with his gf's friends (and ksufans) on the internet. She will handle his punishment from there. Ultimate 2nd person cock block. Or would that be 3rd?

September 22, 2009, 09:48:56 PM
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I think the classy way to handle is to simply set up video camera next time and share with his gf's friends (and ksufans) on the internet. She will handle his punishment from there. Ultimate 2nd person cock block. Or would that be 3rd?


Ooooo......Ooooooo.......Oooooooo......THIS!

September 23, 2009, 08:04:25 AM
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I think the classy way to handle is to simply set up video camera next time and share with his gf's friends (and ksufans) on the internet. She will handle his punishment from there. Ultimate 2nd person cock block. Or would that be 3rd?


Ooooo......Ooooooo.......Oooooooo......THIS!

Gotta agree, this is better than my idea.





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September 23, 2009, 08:31:37 AM
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Another comment on recent events....Lately him and his g/f have been getting too "comfortable" around the house. I mean they constantly are all over each other around me. And last night they were walking around the house in towels. Then they went to the bathroom and took a shower together, which is right by my room. So i got to hear them frolicking and slapping each other ( weird i know)  Now, if i were him, I would be doing the same thing. I mean sure I'm jealous. But shouldn't he try to not be so much in my face with it. I mean it's like eating ice cream in front of someone who can't eat dairy. All the more reason for me to get a g/f right?
I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

September 23, 2009, 03:41:34 PM
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Another comment on recent events....Lately him and his g/f have been getting too "comfortable" around the house. I mean they constantly are all over each other around me. And last night they were walking around the house in towels. Then they went to the bathroom and took a shower together, which is right by my room. So i got to hear them frolicking and slapping each other ( weird i know)  Now, if i were him, I would be doing the same thing. I mean sure I'm jealous. But shouldn't he try to not be so much in my face with it. I mean it's like eating ice cream in front of someone who can't eat dairy. All the more reason for me to get a g/f right?

All the more reason to make his gf your personal jizzbucket.

September 23, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
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get a push pin and poke holes in his rubbers, then nut in his gallon of milk, then pee in the dryer when his clothes are drying, then crap in his closet, then tea bag him when he is passed out drunk, then hose his gf (if she is worth hosing), then... well you get the point

September 23, 2009, 09:15:18 PM
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September 23, 2009, 10:47:30 PM
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Isn't this simple?  If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.

He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.

Wow. You guys certainly are best friends. :shy:

September 23, 2009, 11:46:37 PM
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You need to take the vent cover off in his room, put a piece of crap in the air duct, and replace the cover.  It will take him forever to figure out where the smell is coming from.

September 23, 2009, 11:49:50 PM
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    I may be full of sh*t, but i won't be de-turd.
Isn't this simple?  If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.

He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.

Wow. You guys certainly are best friends. :shy:

he would just assume they are from him...seriously...never washes the sheets...
I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

September 24, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
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CAn we get a facebook of said girlfriend

TIA

September 24, 2009, 01:16:58 PM
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them.  Shower with the door open.  hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.

go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show

September 24, 2009, 01:19:12 PM
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    I may be full of sh*t, but i won't be de-turd.
I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them.  Shower with the door open.  hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.

go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show

Genius...
I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

September 24, 2009, 01:49:24 PM
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them.  Shower with the door open.  hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.

go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show

Genius...

+1 :notworthy:

September 25, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
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Place these under his cover. Then wave bye


September 25, 2009, 11:03:26 AM
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them.  Shower with the door open.  hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.

go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show

Dude, you're entire idea is gold!   :thumbsup:

I did the "equally comfortable"  with my old roommate, minus the speedo part.  Worked perfectly.