While Oat-style-meal is good,
I prefer Malt-o-Meal: King of the Hot Breakfasts.

In second place is grits (no instant).
ALSO
my least fave thing to do with oatmeal is to add it ground beef when I am poor.
my second fave (besides eating it of course lol!) is colloidal oatmeal bath
^ actual photo of Chingon enjoying bath