Good fantasy football names?

[cyclist]

Dixie Land 3/5thers

(You must be a fan of history to get the joke)

Cyclist will get it.  Nobody else will.  GTFOOMF with that history nonsense.

In the U.S. Constitution, Section 2 of Article I states that apart from free persons "all other persons," meaning slaves, are each to be counted as three-fifths of a white person for the purpose of apportioning congressional representatives on the basis of population. 

Following the Civil War and the abolition of slavery by the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution (1865), the three-fifths clause was rendered moot. Section 2 of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution (1868) later superseded Article 1, Section 2, Clause 3. It specifically states that "Representatives shall be apportioned ...counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed..."

I remember both of these pieces of history...