Dumb Business Ideas

[steve dave]

So, there's this guy in Omaha that I am connected with through people.  He just bought a machine for $100k.  It is one of those claw machines like you see at Truck Stops or whatever with the stuffed animals and junk inside.  The difference is, his machine has live lobsters in it.  Like, it has water half way up on the inside.  It costs two dollars to run the claw and, if you catch a live lobster, the bar it's at will cook it up for you.  He has to keep it stocked with lobsters himelf and maintain the machine.  The bar it's at is a sports bar with chairs on rollers and keno for f^ck sakes.  Anyone else have any good stories of retards and their money?

[steve dave]

I mean, JFC.

[steve dave]

[Rick Daris]

paging mr. sperman. mr. sperman, you have a phone call on line one.

[steve dave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZKtgvoCzh0

[ew2x4]

What about that pink taco guy?

[Rick Daris]

What about that pink taco guy?

yeah, that pink taco guy. hmmmm. what was his name again?

[pwrcat1]

Have had two of my friends call me over the last couple weeks trying to sell me on pyramid scams.  Seriously, how are people that dumb?  Hey, RD, not sure if you're in to that kind of dealio so please don't take offense if you are.  LMAO amirite!?!?!?! 

[Pett]

When the claw comes down and grabs the lobster it will probably crush it...

Or at least I hope it does because that guy sounds like a complete dumbass.

Then I'm going to make a call PETA.

[sys]

clawing for lobsters sounds like fun.  i'd prolly do it if i was drunk and could win a stuffed animal or something instead of the lobster.

[Kat Kid]

clawing for lobsters sounds like fun.  i'd prolly do it if i was drunk and could win a stuffed animal or something instead of the lobster.

Pretty much would make a killing on that machine in aggieville just for the comedy of having a pet lobster to drink with you all night.

[jmlynch1]

clawing for lobsters sounds like fun.  i'd prolly do it if i was drunk and could win a stuffed animal or something instead of the lobster.

Pretty much would make a killing on that machine in aggieville just for the comedy of having a pet lobster to drink with you all night.

I am really not seeing how this lobster machine is a bad idea.

[steve dave]

clawing for lobsters sounds like fun.  i'd prolly do it if i was drunk and could win a stuffed animal or something instead of the lobster.

Pretty much would make a killing on that machine in aggieville just for the comedy of having a pet lobster to drink with you all night.

I am really not seeing how this lobster machine is a bad idea.

I'll put you in touch with this d00d then!

[Trim]

Hiring Kellis Robinett to be the beat writer for the angriest fan base in America? 

[jthutch]

  He just bought a machine for $100k. 

I would say that this is not a good investment IMO.  Maybe $5,000 at the most.  Not seeing how fast you can make up 100 grand plus keeping it stocked with good quality lobsters in the middle of America.

[/quote]I am really not seeing how this lobster machine is a bad idea.

[Thin Blue Line]

Have had two of my friends call me over the last couple weeks trying to sell me on pyramid scams.  Seriously, how are people that dumb?  Hey, RD, not sure if you're in to that kind of dealio so please don't take offense if you are.  LMAO amirite!?!?!?! 

Do you realize that Social Security is the ultimate pyramid scheme?

[Pete]

http://www.lobstergame.com/