Author Topic: Michael Jackson (Read 2783 times)

jeffy · June 26, 2009, 08:53:15 AM

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

jeffy · June 26, 2009, 08:54:14 AM

I heard MJ collapsed at a local Walmart!

Apparently he heard there was a sale in all the California Walmart Stores on boys pants, half off!

McGrowlTowelZac · June 26, 2009, 10:01:10 AM

Reports now saying he may have died from food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

McGrowlTowelZac · June 26, 2009, 10:02:19 AM

I heard his last words to the paramedics were, "take me to Children's Hospital."

Pett · June 27, 2009, 03:22:33 PM

Very sad. Greatest performer of all time. Crazy how on the day of his death 60% of albums sold were his.

Cole · June 27, 2009, 06:14:36 PM

yeah he died of shock and a heart attack b/c he came home and found a woman in his bed.

Rick Daris · June 27, 2009, 06:21:33 PM

Quote from: Cole on June 27, 2009, 06:14:36 PM

yeah he died of shock and a heart attack b/c he came home and found a woman in his bed.

lmfao here cole. you're fast becoming my new fav. look out 0506.

Cole · June 27, 2009, 07:38:29 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on June 27, 2009, 06:21:33 PM

Quote from: Cole on June 27, 2009, 06:14:36 PM
yeah he died of shock and a heart attack b/c he came home and found a woman in his bed.

lmfao here cole. you're fast becoming my new fav. look out 0506.

thanks

Oklahoma_Cat · July 07, 2009, 10:51:29 AM

All the live video today is a great way to waste time at work

on the ABCNews feed, they have a facebook chat thing on the side, it's great entertainment...lots of stupids.

EllToPay · July 07, 2009, 10:55:07 AM

Quote from: Oklahoma_Cat on July 07, 2009, 10:51:29 AM

All the live video today is a great way to waste time at work

on the ABCNews feed, they have a facebook chat thing on the side, it's great entertainment...lots of stupids.

Pretty surprised you haven't ended your life yet due to MJ being gone.

Oklahoma_Cat · July 07, 2009, 11:01:43 AM

not a fan, bra.

Pett · July 07, 2009, 11:47:26 AM

Quote from: Oklahoma_Cat on July 07, 2009, 11:01:43 AM

not a fan, bra.

Well I am. And this stuff is pretty entertaining to watch.

catsfan20052006 · July 07, 2009, 01:55:14 PM

I wasn't the biggest MJ fan but this is a wonderful send off

WillieWannabe · July 07, 2009, 02:20:23 PM

Quote from: Oklahoma_Cat on July 07, 2009, 10:51:29 AM

All the live video today is a great way to waste time at work

QFT, I was watching till Al Sharpton got up there and started yelling. Can't stand that guy.

catsfan20052006 · July 07, 2009, 04:23:08 PM

My opinion of that man did a complete 180 when his daughter spoke at the end. There's no way he could have ever hurt a child. If he was so bad there's NO way she would have gone up there and done that.

RIP King of Pop

Stupid Fitz · July 07, 2009, 05:22:13 PM

Quote from: catsfan20052006 on July 07, 2009, 04:23:08 PM

My opinion of that man did a complete 180 when his daughter spoke at the end. There's no way he could have ever hurt a child. If he was so bad there's NO way she would have gone up there and done that.

RIP King of Pop

Completely agree.

OJ, Krause, and Weefer

Ben Ji 2.0 · July 07, 2009, 05:43:31 PM

When farrah faucett died and went to heaven St. Peter met her.

He said "Farrah, you've contributed enough beauty to this world that I will grant you one wish"

Farrah said "I just wish all the children in the world can live their life safely"

POOF

Michael Jackson Appears

_________________________________________________________________________

Did you hear how MJ died?

Food Poisoning, apparently he ate a 12 year old weiner.....

willie83 · July 07, 2009, 05:44:26 PM

Quote from: catsfan20052006 on July 07, 2009, 04:23:08 PM

My opinion of that man did a complete 180 when his daughter spoke at the end. There's no way he could have ever hurt a child. If he was so bad there's NO way she would have gone up there and done that.

RIP King of Pop

Little girls were always safe around him.

fatty fat fat · July 07, 2009, 06:42:44 PM

his daughter

Oklahoma_Cat · July 07, 2009, 08:21:00 PM

people make mistakes, but there's no way that i could ever feel sorry for a child molester. can't let that go.

WillieWannabe · July 07, 2009, 09:41:40 PM

It's hard for me to decide. I think he had an obsession with kids, most likely cuz of his childhood. I think his love for kids blurred his vision about what was exceptable. I personally don't think he ever wanted to "sexually molest" kids, but i think he crossed the line. Hard to know for sure though.

krazykat · July 07, 2009, 09:49:24 PM

how do you judge his so called legacy?

ask yourself this question. would you leave your kids with him un-supervised??

WillieWannabe · July 07, 2009, 09:54:17 PM

I wouldn't leave my kids with anyone i didn't know... But i see your point.

yoman · July 07, 2009, 10:17:30 PM

I truly do not think that Michael Jackson ever molested a child. I do however, think he is a dumbass for putting himself in a situation where someone could cry rape. If my child were raped there isn't enough money in this world for me to stay quiet about it until that man was in prison. With Michael, he just payed the mom off, and the whole thing died. I don't know if part of the deal was she had to shut up, i do know that if that wasn't, I wouldn't have shut up or dissapeared from the spotlight.

willie83 · July 07, 2009, 10:20:46 PM

Didn't one kid describe an unusual marking on his joystick?

yoman · July 07, 2009, 10:24:45 PM

Quote from: willie83 on July 07, 2009, 10:20:46 PM

Didn't one kid describe an unusual marking on his joystick?

Police did a 20+ minute search of Michael and found it to be similar but not enough to convict on. This easily could mean that it was the same but they suddenly found a lot of money in their posession to change their minds.

krazykat · July 07, 2009, 10:47:36 PM

yoman = jackson biggest fan

yoman · July 07, 2009, 10:57:37 PM

Quote from: krazykat on July 07, 2009, 10:47:36 PM

yoman = jackson biggest fan

i look up facts and try to learn about these types of deals. I'm sorry that I don't find it fun to be the ignorant person going "hehe...I got the greatest joke for you guys...MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!"
on a side note, if i was michael's biggest fan i would probably be able to name more than 5 of his songs...or actually watched his funural.

fatty fat fat · July 08, 2009, 02:56:47 AM

good for you yoman. some of you "adults" could stand to learn some maturity from yoman.

and ok_cat, you sound like a f*cking redneck.

FelixRex · July 08, 2009, 06:19:15 AM

Quote from: yoman on July 07, 2009, 10:24:45 PM

Quote from: willie83 on July 07, 2009, 10:20:46 PM
Didn't one kid describe an unusual marking on his joystick?
Police did a 20+ minute search of Michael and found it to be similar but not enough to convict on. This easily could mean that it was the same but they suddenly found a lot of money in their posession to change their minds.

Wish I could say that it would take 20 minutes to search my junk.