RLS has not watched a full NBA game in years, but RLS has a rooting intrest in the Magic as he was a big Shaq Attack and Penny fan growing up (as were many my age). Finals review:
1. Magic jerseys = sweet love da pinstripes that flare at the top

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2. dwight howard = sexy (doods shoulders are bigger than his head)
B. does howard get tatts sooner or later? i bet he does
3. Kobes lil intimidating look is not at all, looks like a retarded squirrel
4. Van Gundy = Ron Jeremy
5. If you have a big name (Kobe, howard, etc) you can never foul out, like some sort of rule.
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