heavy/loud breathers

[Rick Daris]

 

[steve dave]

At the place I get my haircut at one of the girls has something wrong with her nose where it's always stopped up or closed off for some reason.  Breaths loudly through her mouth and makes disgusting slurpy sounds all the time.  You pray, PRAY, you don't get her when you put your name down.

 

[cyclist]

Could be a good thing, especially if it is a she with a husky voice and hot body, etc.

[Rick Daris]

At the place I get my haircut at one of the girls has something wrong with her nose where it's always stopped up or closed off for some reason.  Breaths loudly through her mouth and makes disgusting slurpy sounds all the time.  You pray, PRAY, you don't get her when you put your name down.

 

sounds horrible. i get my hair cut by one of two asian ladies. they get me in and out in under five minutes and never talk to me. i think they fake not having good english in order to get out of talking to most people but i don't want to talk either so it works out perfect.

i work with a guy though that has to be like the loudest breather ever. he constantly sounds like he just ran a timed mile or something. it makes me so mad. i just want him to stop doing it. how does he not know he's doing it? i really want to push him or yell at him or something.  

[sys]

kinda a loud breather depending on the season.  thx, daris.   

[steve dave]

kinda a loud breather depending on the season.  thx, daris.   

^ This seems made up

[sys]

^ This seems made up

 

[steve dave]

^ This seems made up

 

You just don't seem like a loud breather.

[RonLongshaft]

At the place I get my haircut at one of the girls has something wrong with her nose where it's always stopped up or closed off for some reason.  Breaths loudly through her mouth and makes disgusting slurpy sounds all the time.  You pray, PRAY, you don't get her when you put your name down.

 

sounds horrible. i get my hair cut by one of two asian ladies. they get me in and out in under five minutes and never talk to me. i think they fake not having good english in order to get out of talking to most people but i don't want to talk either so it works out perfect.

i work with a guy though that has to be like the loudest breather ever. he constantly sounds like he just ran a timed mile or something. it makes me so mad. i just want him to stop doing it. how does he not know he's doing it? i really want to push him or yell at him or something.  

nut up and do it you vag

[jthutch]

At the place I get my haircut at one of the girls has something wrong with her nose where it's always stopped up or closed off for some reason.  Breaths loudly through her mouth and makes disgusting slurpy sounds all the time.  You pray, PRAY, you don't get her when you put your name down.

 

sounds horrible. i get my hair cut by one of two asian ladies. they get me in and out in under five minutes and never talk to me. i think they fake not having good english in order to get out of talking to most people but i don't want to talk either so it works out perfect.

i work with a guy though that has to be like the loudest breather ever. he constantly sounds like he just ran a timed mile or something. it makes me so mad. i just want him to stop doing it. how does he not know he's doing it? i really want to push him or yell at him or something.  

You should give him a judo chop to the adam's apple.  And yell stop breathing so loud.  This should fix the problem.

[Pett]

How about snorers? Most annoying people ever IMHO.

[Rick Daris]

 

dear god, please make it stop

[steve dave]

dear god, please make it stop

Is this guy really fat

[Rick Daris]

dear god, please make it stop

Is this guy really fat

kinda fat. older guy. white hair. big stomach. couple of gold jewelry pieces. calls everyone "young (insert job position here)"

example... "morning there young doctor... haahh uhhhhh haaahh uhhhhhh" (haaahhh uhhhhh is about as close as i can get typing wise to his loud breathing)


i tense up and get fidgety/angry every time he talks to me. how does someone not know they do this? why does he not stop this? it shouldn't bother me this much. but christ, i don't know. just don't know.

[steve dave]

smoker?

[Rick Daris]

smoker?

nope. did have some kinda health issue a few months back that kept him away for a while though. do not know what this was. the whole "young" thing bothers me too i guess. it seems passive agressive or something. he refers to people who could be his boss as "young _____".

also, i can tolerate a lot. i mean a lot. little things don't get to me, but this breathing is out of control though. simply so bad that i think he may do it on purpose. never heard it done louder.

[steve dave]

Hmmm, does sound like an a-hole.  Hopefully he dies soon. 

[Chingon]

does he have a nose whistle as well?

no chance of headphones at work?  they are the main reason for my sanity.

[EllToPay]

Hmmm, does sound like an a-hole.  Hopefully he dies soon. 

Wow. Never thought SD would advocate killing someone. 

I'm an equal opportunity breather, myself.

[sys]

i tense up and get fidgety/angry every time he talks to me. how does someone not know they do this? why does he not stop this? it shouldn't bother me this much. but christ, i don't know. just don't know.

ironic thread on gpc about fidgety youngsters today.  an old guy is claiming they make him so nervous he just uncontrollably breathes (hard!).

[Stupid Fitz]

Had a girl that cut my hair let out a big wooooosh every min or so. Thought she was blowing in my ear at first, but then realized it was just her being annoying. Hate her so much.

[steve dave]

Hmmm, does sound like an a-hole.  Hopefully he dies soon. 

Wow. Never thought SD would advocate killing someone. 

I'm an equal opportunity breather, myself.

I advocate that all the time.  Like, daily

[Rick Daris]

summary....

loud breathers,

stop. please. seriously. have some self control here.

thanks,
the rest of the world

[Rick Daris]

Hopefully he dies soon. 

 

[PCR]

Hmm well the chick who cuts my hair popped out a baby so I'm pretty much just going shaggy for a while.  I don't like changing people, plus she always gives me a hug so it's okay even if she's a Broncos fan.  Ugh I just remembered I'm going to get some crap from her next time about football. 

But loud breathers are the worst if you sit next to them at the movies.  One of my friends has the whole whistle thing going on.   And I'm all then 

[cireksu]

how about people with putrid breath that also mouth breath and you can smell it like 5 feet away bc of all the mouth breathing.

[willie83]

Hopefully he dies soon. 

 

So did sd's wish come true??

[Bookcat]

At the place I get my haircut at one of the girls has something wrong with her nose where it's always stopped up or closed off for some reason.  Breaths loudly through her mouth and makes disgusting slurpy sounds all the time.  You pray, PRAY, you don't get her when you put your name down.

 

you don't go to a barber? wtf dude.

[steve dave]

Hopefully he dies soon. 

 

 

[Rick Daris]

Hopefully he dies soon. 

 

So did sd's wish come true??

yep