Good airport people watching opps:
-Old people going through security. They never know what to do or how to proceed. It's great watching the people behind them get mad and change lines. Taking off shoes alone takes forever and then they stop at the other side to put their shoes on while young elites march around them and give them the angry glance and loud sigh while they pass by.
Don't forget the good times and seeing them clean out their pocket and pull out hilariously random things.
"Let's see what you got here. You got, uh... oh, you got licorice. Oh, that's, uh, that's, uh... oh, oh, Freedent! Oh, that's good. Yeah, yeah, I got-- I got a sweet tooth, I think I'll have some Freedent. Yeah, uh, oh, oh, what's this? Oh, a cough drop, a Luden's cough drop. Is that candy? No, I don't think that's candy; I think it's a cough drop! Uh, what else we got? Oh, oh, look! Look at this! There's a fishing lure in here! There's a fishing lure in the candy jar!Oh, oh...look at this...a spare key for a Volkswagen Scirocco...they don't even make those any more! They don't even make that car anymore!! Whose keys are these?"