congrats on your one minute of magic
More like 30 seconds, but it doesn't really matter. Even when it's flaccid, it's still enough to keep your mom moaning.
Let me guess Shocker ... you wear large belt buckles, and your other car is a 79 Trans-Am.
The only cheerleader your getting is the blow up doll you have dressed as one.
Umm...belt buckles are for rednecks. Check out the KSU/NU game this weekend for examples. And hey, blow up dolls need lovin' too.