So I have just been informed that in 2 weeks i will attend a theme party

[powercatmiller]

the theme....."Anything but clothes"  Im thinking about just holding a beer can. Any better ideas

[Ben Ji 2.0]

Loin cloths. I hear their making a comeback.....

[powercatmiller]

My wife's friend said she is wrapping herself in saran wrap. I failed to remind her it was see thru

[Stupid Fitz]

Elite party imo.  I would probably just not wear anything, but I have a huge wiener.   

[jthutch]

Bacon, You should wrap yourself in raw bacon.  The "bitches" would love you!  The women maybe not so much.  But you could be the life of the party just don't get too close to a heat source that could cause some problems.

[Thin Blue Line]

Bacon Stips of Pork Love, You should wrap yourself in raw bacon Stips Of Pork Love.  The "bitches" would love you!  The women maybe not so much.  But you could be the life of the party just don't get too close to a heat source that could cause some problems.

FYP

[treysolid]

go for the classic western look and wear a barrel. 

you could also find some cheap mounted animal head, remove the backing and strap the lil guy on front of your junk.

[jeffy]

Just wear a big box and tell them you are a dick in a box.

[MOKSUAZ]

just put a wig or a halloween mask over your junk.

[JTKSU]

the theme....."Anything but clothes"  Im thinking about just holding a beer can. Any better ideas

After you were informed of this, did you tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?

[jthutch]

the theme....."Anything but clothes"  Im thinking about just holding a beer can. Any better ideas

After you were informed of this, did you tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?

BLT?  Gotta have Bacon.

[AzCat]

I attended a party once where the host greeted the guests in his front yard naked but for a string of Christmas tree lights he'd wrapped around himself. 

[PCR]

A sock and some string.

[jeffy]

A sock and some string.

And strawberry jelly?