You've gotta come up with better smack than this.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Come on NU fans.  The "Circumference of Ron Prince's head" and "Gay-state" smack is D-II level at very best.  Florida Atlantic had better smack.   

Remember, quantity of smack does not = quality.

[HappyHusker]

Hey...we're trying, man.  But I'm not sure if we'll ever come up with something as clever as PinkSkirts.

 

[Bookie Pimp]

Hey...we're trying, man.  But I'm not sure if we'll ever come up with something as clever as PinkSkirts.

 

I saw your defense give a valiant effort to stop the juggernaut of an offense that ku sends out onto the field...  It looked like your defense was trying not to snag their panties by running into a ku player too hard.

 

[BigRedRash]

Come on NU fans.  The "Circumference of Ron Prince's head" and "Gay-state" smack is D-II level at very best.  Florida Atlantic had better smack.   

Remember, quantity of smack does not = quality.

The universe of KSU smack is so exhausted and tired that finding new smack for a program with an all-time .432 winning percentage is like decoding the human genome.

[HappyHusker]

You guys lost to Baylor. 

 

[waks]

An example of great smack.

[WildCatzPhreak]

You guys lost to Baylor. 

 

Simple, but good.

I award you an endzone dive.

[HappyHusker]

An example of great smack.

Seriously, how can you respond to that?  You lost to Baylor.

 

[mjrod]

NU will never lose to KSU - 1998 Husker fan.

KSU will lose another 30 years - 2000 Husker fan

You ain't gonna win in our stadium EVER! - Jamal Lord to Ell Roberson during pre-game warmups

Bring it - Ell Roberson to Jamal Lord before Ell dismantles the Huskers in Lincoln.

Probably ought not to talk about ancient history too much when you guys start bringing out winning percentages.

BTW:  Allan Webb says "Who's your daddy?"

 

[Bookie Pimp]

You guys lost to Baylor. 

 

Top shelf. 

Truly, one of the greatest message board retort.... EVAR!!!

[HappyHusker]

Losing to Baylor is like losing to Kansas State.

 

[BR Emp]

An example of great smack.

Seriously, how can you respond to that?  You lost to Baylor.

 

and baylor lost to phuckin' ARMY!
 

[BigRedRash]

An example of great smack.

Seriously, how can you respond to that?  You lost to Baylor.

 

KSU is still trying to score a TD against Baylor....   

[WildCatzPhreak]

This year marks the ten year anniversary of the last time the 'skers beat Kansas State at home.

For the record, when that happened, Tom Osborne was their coach and they were defending national champions.

Just a little FYI.

[waks]

Losing to Baylor is like losing to Kansas State.

 

Will you make this claim next week when Texas is making fun of you guys for losing to us??

[Beijing Cat]

I wondered at the intensity of smack talk this year on the boards noticeably driven by the "guests" (and I use this term loosely) visiting a KSU board so I went over to Huskerpedia to see what the factor here is. Low and behold i come across this little Gem.

And I quote
"Having not won there since 96, speaks volumes about our program and how much we have struggled. A win there would definitely show the rest of the football world that NU has turned the corner."

Evidently a win against KSU justifies NU as a program that has "turned the corner."

Thank you Huskers for the compliment. Now can you explain how Herbie Husker came up with the name Lil' Red for his side kick? Hopefully he was alone at the time and it was not a grope (oops I meant group) effort.

[Bookie Pimp]

Losing to Baylor is like losing to Kansas State.

 

You guys have quite a bit of recent experience at that huh??

 

[HappyHusker]

Yeah, 15 times in the last 88 years.

 

[WildCatzPhreak]

Yeah, 15 times in the last 88 years.

 

How about smack from, you know, when we were actually alive?

You now stand at -2 endzone dives.   

[HappyHusker]

Yeah, 15 times in the last 88 years.

 

How about smack from, you know, when we were actually alive?

You now stand at -2 endzone dives.   

NU is 25-5 vs KSU since I've been alive.  Not bad.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Yeah, 15 times in the last 88 years.

 

How about smack from, you know, when we were actually alive?

You now stand at -2 endzone dives.   

NU is 25-5 vs KSU since I've been alive.  Not bad.

Since I started attending KSU games(1997, I was 11) we've done alright.  Fact is, I was too young to even grasp the concept of football when K-state was a crap team, so your ancient history doesn't really affect me or other students..
..At all.

Now, maybe if you were getting into an argument with a 35-40+ year old, that smack might have some ground.  But current freshmen at both colleges were seven and eight years(3rd grade) the last time NU won in Manhattan.

Don't feel bad though.  You could be Mizzou.  They haven't beat us AT ALL since the frosh class was learning to walk.

[Bookie Pimp]

Yeah, 15 times in the last 88 years.

 

How about smack from, you know, when we were actually alive?

You now stand at -2 endzone dives.   

NU is 25-5 vs KSU since I've been alive.  Not bad.

You surely don't want to get into this with my nephew... He's witnessed 5 K-State wins in his life as well.  Crazy thing is... He's only 8!!