Anyone ever been watching porn and seen someone they knew?

[I_have_purplewood]

Guys, I'm no freak but I've watched my fair share of free porn clips (you're a total loser if you pay for it).  I'll go through my little routine of checking out the Asian clip followed by Big Cans, Catfight, Latina, & Milf and so on.  Well, the other day it dawns on me how much porn I've watched the last five years or so.  Do I get a guilty feeling in my stomach or a come to Jesus moment?  No, I don't.  I actually start wondering why I haven't seen anyone I know doing one of these gems or how great it would be to see someone I actually know doing one of them.  A 5th grade teacher I once had, the chick who works at the bank, neighbor, something.  Seriously, you can't tell me out of the thousands and thousands of clips that I've watched it's not bound to happen?  So, in the interim I'm hoping someone can tell me a story that will relate to the new mission I'm on.  Oh, and it's a mission alright.   Feel free to make something up if necessary. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Javacat went to high school with a fairly well known Vivid pornstar in KC.  Thought I'd get that out of the way since its bound to come up anyway.




you?

[mjrod]

Yes.

[krazykat]

no.

but i did go to a bachelor party of a friends gf's brothers friend (i knew no one, went for the strippers and booze). where they had some strippers come in from the city to perform. when the strippers came out (3 of them) the whole wedding party went nuts. they had went to elementary and junior high with one of the strippers. lets just say she had a very awkward night.

[steve dave]

Friend of mine (canadian) went to a boobie bar and his first lap dance of the afternoon was from his cousin

[SkinnyBenny]

Friend of mine (canadian) went to a boobie bar and his first lap dance of the afternoon was from his cousin

FTW!

[Dirty Sanchez]

Friend of mine (canadian) went to a boobie bar and his first lap dance of the afternoon was from his cousin

FTW!

When I was in school I knew a guy that banged his cousin.  4th or 5th cousin actually.  And they knew it beforehand.   Hell, she wasn't even good looking.  Think curly red hair, overbite, buck teeth and several piercings.

[jthutch]

Friend of mine (canadian) went to a boobie bar and his first lap dance of the afternoon was from his cousin

Ha Nice!  F'ing Candians.

[FBWillie]

My dad told me about when he was in the Airforce and stationed in Guam, he and some buddies went to some stag film in a theatre.   Someone made the comment that one of the girls in the film kind of looked like one of the other guys wife.  After a few laughs the guy was like, WTF?   THat is my wife!

FTR, he married her in Guam and she was from there, so it wasn't like it was his wife back in the states or anything.   

[cireksu]

Javacat went to high school with a fairly well known Vivid pornstar in KC.  Thought I'd get that out of the way since its bound to come up anyway.




you?

who's that?

[RonLongshaft]

got a very awkward link the other day, said "blow up doll/girl". SO i'm thinking, alright a chick is like banging or something this blow up doll, something cool, maybe funny.  No this chick is painted like a blow up doll. crap you not she is like leaning up against a wall, looking all fake and crap then starts walking, (naked obv.) and i clicked the &@#% out of that window cause i was creeped the &@#% out!.

[Thin Blue Line]

 

[CrimsonBlue]

What do you have to do to be in a porn?  Move to California? 


 

[jeffy]

I heard FITZ was in a Lemon Party video.

[Dirty Sanchez]

What do you have to do to be in a porn?  Move to California? 


 

You couldn't even make it into the world of gay snuff porn.

I've heard for most women its a turn around the stripper pole gets turned into a porn career.  Either that or answer one of those ambiguous ads for models that appear in the paper.  Or just get a videocamera and have an ex leak it to the net.

[Thin Blue Line]

Need a penis the ladies don't refer to as a " wee-wee". Leaves you out, Benny.

[Ben Ji 2.0]

What do you have to do to be in a porn?  Move to California? 


 

Actually I hear Lowrents is pretty much the porn capital of the midwest. Seriously