Going to set up a fake Halloween Party on facebook as a "OU Fratter" and invite all the OU players to it... Will do several reminders and pimping of the party in order to build it up to be a huge blowout at the DKE House or something.
Then when they forget all about the game and show up to the party, it'll be all "Cats Come to the Party as Goons, Sooners Must've Been Ghosts".

no way. stoops would never let something like that happen. i'm guessing he would call his team and remind them of the game or something
We can just invite Stoops, too. Problem solved.

Have BV introduce him to

and invite the duo to party

-or-
OR, Door Prizes =

-or-
OR, Stoops/ACs look alike contests, and request them to be judges at said party -or-
OR, get a someone on the inside to scribble out the game in their planners to make it look like an away game (i.e. 10/31 @ KSU (Manhattan, KS

)<--- would have "inside man" draw that emoticon in Stoops and BV's planners for sure.)