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January 11, 2009, 06:22:09 PM
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Does anybody else love this stuff?  Any time I mention that I am an Everclear fan, people look at me like I am nucking futs.  But I'm not drinking the whole bottle, fools.  I'm still alive talking to you.  How is twelve whole friggin' beers somehow healthier for you than one shot of Everclear?

Beer tastes like crap, is way more expensive per volume of alcohol, you have to drink way more of it for the same effect, you're going to be running to the p!sser all night, and you'll have that awful breath and taste still in your mouth the next morning.  Not to mention the many distillations of Everclear and other vodkas mean they are much less likely to give you a hangover for the same amount of alcohol.  Plus, with Everclear you can mix it with stuff that tastes good and it goes forever.  You always have the option of watering it down as much as you like, and it doesn't cost anything.  The last bottle of Everclear I had lasted me well over a year with a decent amount of partying.

Go Everclear and other vodkas.  Beer sucks.       

January 11, 2009, 06:39:07 PM
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i usually drink ketel vodka but have been getting back into microbeers lately. 
drinking everclear is everstupid and redic bad for you.


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January 11, 2009, 06:53:06 PM
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Beer tastes like crap, is way more expensive per volume of alcohol, you have to drink way more of it for the same effect, you're going to be running to the p!sser all night, and you'll have that awful breath and taste still in your mouth the next morning.   Beer sucks.       

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January 11, 2009, 06:59:17 PM
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Does anybody else love this stuff?  Any time I mention that I am an Everclear fan, people look at me like I am nucking futs.  But I'm not drinking the whole bottle, fools.  I'm still alive talking to you.  How is twelve whole friggin' beers somehow healthier for you than one shot of Everclear?

Beer tastes like crap, is way more expensive per volume of alcohol, you have to drink way more of it for the same effect, you're going to be running to the p!sser all night, and you'll have that awful breath and taste still in your mouth the next morning.  Not to mention the many distillations of Everclear and other vodkas mean they are much less likely to give you a hangover for the same amount of alcohol.  Plus, with Everclear you can mix it with stuff that tastes good and it goes forever.  You always have the option of watering it down as much as you like, and it doesn't cost anything.  The last bottle of Everclear I had lasted me well over a year with a decent amount of partying.

Go Everclear and other vodkas.  Beer sucks.       

Liquor is for losers.  Give me a good IPA or stout any day. 

January 11, 2009, 06:59:43 PM
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Does anybody else love this stuff?  Any time I mention that I am an Everclear fan, people look at me like I am nucking futs.  But I'm not drinking the whole bottle, fools.  I'm still alive talking to you.  How is twelve whole friggin' beers somehow healthier for you than one shot of Everclear?

Beer tastes like crap, is way more expensive per volume of alcohol, you have to drink way more of it for the same effect, you're going to be running to the p!sser all night, and you'll have that awful breath and taste still in your mouth the next morning.  Not to mention the many distillations of Everclear and other vodkas mean they are much less likely to give you a hangover for the same amount of alcohol.  Plus, with Everclear you can mix it with stuff that tastes good and it goes forever.  You always have the option of watering it down as much as you like, and it doesn't cost anything.  The last bottle of Everclear I had lasted me well over a year with a decent amount of partying.

Go Everclear and other vodkas.  Beer sucks.       

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last time i drank much everclear at all, puked blood in the morning,

January 11, 2009, 07:02:52 PM
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January 11, 2009, 07:04:10 PM
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Everclear was cool in high school.

January 11, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
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I drank it in HS, easy to hide from 'rents and lasted a long time.

January 11, 2009, 07:52:09 PM
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Everclear is horribly bad for you.  Might as well get into cocaine to stay healthier.  Other vodkas are fine within reason.  Had a family friend drink herself to death on vodka though.  Filled water bottles with it and carried it around with her. 

*Note:  If your cat or dog ever drinks antifreeze everclear will reverse the effects.  This is a medical fact.


I still want my cooler, bitches!

January 11, 2009, 09:34:10 PM
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Everclear was cool in high school.

Spitting it out while holding a lit lighter was kinda sweet back then.

January 11, 2009, 10:37:52 PM
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I remember going to "get togethers" at a house south of campus. They had a yellow plastic 50 gallon drum with spigot and a radioactive sticker on it. They always mixed up a rather large amount of a concoction they refered to as "dead baby seal juice". It had a large amount of everclear in it. Maybe that's what you puked up, Longshaft.

January 12, 2009, 07:21:04 AM
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*Note:  If your cat or dog ever drinks antifreeze everclear will reverse the effects.  This is a medical fact.

No s#!t?  That is pretty interesting.  Do they take it with mixers.
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January 12, 2009, 07:26:24 AM
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Very disappointed this wasn't related to the song "Santa Monica".

Had a mildly amusing related story to the band.  :frown:

January 12, 2009, 07:33:36 AM
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Very disappointed this wasn't related to the song "Santa Monica".

Had a mildly amusing related story to the band.  :frown:

wut is it?
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January 12, 2009, 10:33:46 AM
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Very disappointed this wasn't related to the song "Santa Monica".

Had a mildly amusing related story to the band.  :frown:

Every thing is wonderful now....

Everclear, meh.  Who wants their mouth on fire?

Give me Grey Goose every time.

January 12, 2009, 11:58:01 AM
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The only acceptable forms of alcohol are (in no particular order):

Beer (no lime or any other fruit added)
Whiskey/Burbon
Scotch (but only if you are really old and smoke cigars and stuff)
Wondering who is running this hot dog stand and seriously considering heading out for tacos.

January 12, 2009, 12:10:57 PM
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The only acceptable forms of alcohol are (in no particular order):

Beer
(no lime or any other fruit added)
Whiskey/Burbon
Scotch (but only if you are really old and smoke cigars and stuff)


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January 12, 2009, 01:04:03 PM
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The only acceptable forms of alcohol are (in no particular order):

Beer
(no lime or any other fruit added)
Whiskey/Burbon
Scotch (but only if you are really old and smoke cigars and stuff)


QFT  :thumbsup:

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January 12, 2009, 01:12:40 PM
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Very disappointed this wasn't related to the song "Santa Monica".

Had a mildly amusing related story to the band.  :frown:

wut is it?

A couple years ago at work, someone came in and said, "I have free Everclear tickets if anyone wants them", and the guy sitting next to me turns and said, "I wish you would have asked me that 10 years ago."

Like I said.  Mildly amusing.

January 12, 2009, 01:18:47 PM
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Very disappointed this wasn't related to the song "Santa Monica".

Had a mildly amusing related story to the band.  :frown:

wut is it?

A couple years ago at work, someone came in and said, "I have free Everclear tickets if anyone wants them", and the guy sitting next to me turns and said, "I wish you would have asked me that 10 years ago."

Like I said.  Mildly amusing.

That is pretty funny.  OT:  I know a girl who lives in Chicago who went on a blind date with Billy Corgan.  She didn't say anything amusing like that d00d though.
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January 12, 2009, 01:44:49 PM
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Very disappointed this wasn't related to the song "Santa Monica".

Had a mildly amusing related story to the band.  :frown:

wut is it?

A couple years ago at work, someone came in and said, "I have free Everclear tickets if anyone wants them", and the guy sitting next to me turns and said, "I wish you would have asked me that 10 years ago."

Like I said.  Mildly amusing.

I know a girl who...um...'dated' the bass player for everclear a few times...not really funny or related to this thread in any way but I've been holding that little nugget of information for a long time.
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January 12, 2009, 01:56:01 PM
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I know another girl who would see this low level country singer guy (don't remember his name, plays at the stampede every year and has some tent post show thing, also plays at Rusty's sometimes) when he came to town.  She called my wife (then girlfriend) because she pissed in his bed at the Hampton in Manhattan and wanted her to come pick her up before he woke up.  I was pretty LMFAO.
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January 12, 2009, 02:03:33 PM
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I know another girl who would see this low level country singer guy (don't remember his name, plays at the stampede every year and has some tent post show thing, also plays at Rusty's sometimes) when he came to town.  She called my wife (then girlfriend) because she pissed in his bed at the Hampton in Manhattan and wanted her to come pick her up before he woke up.  I was pretty LMFAO.

 :rofl:

Had an (ex)girlfriend piss in my bed...i wasn't  :rofl:... :blank:
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January 12, 2009, 02:10:52 PM
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I know another girl who would see this low level country singer guy (don't remember his name, plays at the stampede every year and has some tent post show thing, also plays at Rusty's sometimes) when he came to town.  She called my wife (then girlfriend) because she pissed in his bed at the Hampton in Manhattan and wanted her to come pick her up before he woke up.  I was pretty LMFAO.

 :rofl:

Had an (ex)girlfriend piss in my bed...i wasn't  :rofl:... :blank:

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January 12, 2009, 02:15:00 PM
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I know another girl who would see this low level country singer guy (don't remember his name, plays at the stampede every year and has some tent post show thing, also plays at Rusty's sometimes) when he came to town.  She called my wife (then girlfriend) because she pissed in his bed at the Hampton in Manhattan and wanted her to come pick her up before he woke up.  I was pretty LMFAO.

 :rofl:

Had an (ex)girlfriend piss in my bed...i wasn't  :rofl:... :blank:

bdhlazer?

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2488&t=3753775

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Not on phogtard...
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January 12, 2009, 02:31:23 PM
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I know another girl who would see this low level country singer guy (don't remember his name, plays at the stampede every year and has some tent post show thing, also plays at Rusty's sometimes) when he came to town.  She called my wife (then girlfriend) because she pissed in his bed at the Hampton in Manhattan and wanted her to come pick her up before he woke up.  I was pretty LMFAO.

 :rofl:

Had an (ex)girlfriend piss in my bed...i wasn't  :rofl:... :blank:

bdhlazer?

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2488&t=3753775

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Not on phogtard...

thread about bad one night stand stories, kinda meh until you realize have of those d00ds are talking about d00ds  :ku:

January 12, 2009, 04:01:18 PM
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*Note:  If your cat or dog ever drinks antifreeze everclear will reverse the effects.  This is a medical fact.

No s#!t?  That is pretty interesting.  Do they take it with mixers.

No s#!t at all.  The wife is a vet.  Hmmm.  Good question about mixers.  I'd imagine if it were a kat milk would work well.  You could add kalua and make it a white russian while you are saving it's life.  I'm not sure if a dog would go for it.  Maybe pour the everclear in a toilet?  But then again as your dog or cat is going into renal failure, do you really have time to make it a cocktail?  And then on the other hand, if you don't have time to make a cocktail, what good is life?


I still want my cooler, bitches!

January 12, 2009, 04:23:20 PM
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Knock Knock?  How do you get a dog to drink Everclear?
Who's there?   Label it "Idiot Juice".

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January 12, 2009, 06:14:03 PM
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Knock Knock?  How do you get a dog to drink Everclear?
Who's there?   Label it "Idiot Juice".

 :lol:

That is silly.  Dogs cannot read 2 syllable words. 


I still want my cooler, bitches!

January 12, 2009, 08:00:39 PM
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Beer tastes like crap

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