actually Bill Self strikes me as a "pretty nice guy." for example you move into his neighborhood and he greats you by bringing over Salty Iguana take-out on move in day, so you wife doesn't have to slave in the kitchen on the same day. He always waves hi when you are out to get your newspapers or you are both out doing yard work. He'll even offer to help hold the lawn bag while you scoop the leaves into it. All the while he hates you cat/dog but you have no idea. So, one day you go to juniors piano recital and while you are gone buster, your dog, goes out the doggy door to do his business. Bill notices and decides to feed 'ol buster some "special" hamburger, and you and family come home to find buster has moved on to the big dog kennel in the sky. Then, Bill being the nice guy he is even offers to help you w/ buster final resting arrangements.