Yeah, not a big fan of the white wine. My cousin brought back a white wine from Italy that's the only one I've enjoyed. I wish I knew what it was. If it's Valentine's day and you're buying wine, you buy a bottle for her and a bottle for you.
No, you don't. That's retarded. You just have to pick a single wine that both of you enjoy. Try the Toasted Head Chardonnay before knockin' it. It's f*cking good.
Java's right. Either buy two bottles and drink red wine like a real man, or grow a sack and help her understand that "she prefers red wine". That way you can still share and not have to admit to being a chardonnay drinking homosexual.
Learn to wear the pants in the relationship, youngster. The pockets will give you a place to keep your lipstick until you get the hang of not letting a female control you.
Learn to make certain sacrifices and neither of you will be wearing your pants often. Boo ya.
&@#% that sh1t!!
You'll understand what we're talkin' about when you get closer to 30 and the bitches are as horny as the dudes. Let them make the gotdam sacrifices. I got sh1t my own agenda and females will gladly work around it provided one does a good job of workin' their clitty over with yer tongue shortly after ya get her pants off for the first time.
Lemme know if you need me to continue with the lesson.

Spoken like a true single man who hasn't gotten any in awhile. 
No. Spoken like a true single man who gets more ass than a toilet seat.
I live in Dallas, make fat bank, live on a golf course and am still in tip-top shape. I can provide SECURITY, therefore I don't have play their little games to get the pvssy. Hell, once they hit 30, they're as horny as us and it's like shootin' fish in a barrel.
I just don't put up with women's bullsh1t anymore because I figured out that ya don't have to. In fact, any woman worth your time actually WANTS you to take control and make the &@#%ing decisions on where to go, what to do, and what to drink.
Don't worry, though... I thought I knew it all when I was your age as well. Someday you'll look back and wish you knew now what you'll come to realize over the next 10-15 years.
