I'm going to break this game down from the coin toss. The Ville calls heads and it lands on tails. Prince being the sly man he is decides to recieve. On the opening kickoff Yamon Figurs catched it in the back of the endzone and runs it for a touchdown. The Ville is crushed but not out of the game yet. Instead of going for just the PAT we go for two. 8-0 Cats. On the kickoff Prince decides to onside kick it. Snodgrass kicks the ball and Cats recover. Next Dylan Meier miraculously gets talent and throws a fifty yard touchdown pass to none other than Jordy Nelson. Two point conversion and Cats are up 16-0. We onside kick it again and recover. Fifty yard pass to Nelson. Two point conversion. Onside kick. This process repeats throughout the whole game. No, we weren't trying to run up the score, our seventh stringers are actually that good. We were just holding back against Marshall. Louisville never touches the ball on offense thus it was brilliant strategizing by Prince to keep that fantastic offense off of the field. For some reason Louisville great coach couldn't stop the three plays we kept running (onside kick, fade to Jordy, Clayton up the gut). The announcers credit this to the superb talents of Jeff Snodgrass, Dylan Meier, and Thomas Clayton or the fact that with our huge muscles, we had managed to injure every single Louisville player. The game is called before the half is even over (apparently there is some rule about being up by a hundred points and the game is definitely out of the other teams reach). The final score is KSU-100 to #8 ranked Louisville-0. Every game is from then on out forfeited to the Cats (even the teams we don't play don't finish their seasons for fear that they might have to face us in the NC or something). Dylan Meier wins the Heisman trophy and the Wildcats are once again a football powerhouse.
Uhm... LVille 34 to KSU 23