I'd like to buy that teacher a beer. 
I'd spit in his face and cut off his tie with his scissors (after running with them).
If our university is going to embrace MCMW, it starts with the Administration at the top, in Anderson Hall.
Welfald needs to make it clear to every member of our faculty that MCMW is not only our creed, but our blood.
Any faculty member acting in this manner should be immediately walked off campus and sent on a bus to Boulder.