i'm going to hook about 50 of them up to a trotline and bring the trotline down to the missouri river tonight and set it. i'll then drive up river about 10 miles. after putting on some vaseline to keep my body warm, i'll get into the river and swim towards the trotline in the dark, using my nose and hopefully a small glimmer of light from tonight's crecent moon to follow the scent of the tacos through the dark and murky water. if and when i come to the trotline, it's go time- volcano taco buffet. by that time they probably will be a little bit soggy but even then, they'll still be great. because that's how good they are.
