K-State Lexicon, copied thread off Phog.net, per request of Rusty!

[Saulbadguy]

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  K-State Lexicon, for my friends at the Phog!
Posted: 9/7/06 1:00:45 pm

GRCOAT: Greatest Recruiting Class of All Time. This refers to the legendary recruiting class that Huggins (covered later) will bring in for 2007. The recruits linked to K-State are, in no particular order, OJ Mayo, Bill Walker, Michael Beasley , Herb Pope, Tyrel Reed, AJ Stewart, DJ Kennedy, Dejuan Blair.

mombeasey: A user on scout.com that is either a Charlotte or a Pitt fan, who likes to remind us that Michael Beasley is looking elsewhere.

Huggins: Head Coach Bob Huggins, legendary NCAA Basketball Head Coach.

MCMW: More Criminals, More Wins.

MysTran: Mystery Transfer. For the 2006 season, we will land a "big name" recruit that will make the rest of the Big XII groan. This is MysTran.

KATPAK: An assortment, of K-State branded items, including Nacho Cheese Sauce, Hot Picante Salsa, and Hot Sauce. Also available is a K-State beanbag, a K-State golf head cover, and a K-State "I'm the star" CD. Can be customized to any other team for $3.95 a PAK.

Low-Rents: A non-sensical name for Lawrence, where rent is in fact high!

EMAW: ksufans copycat. Not used anymore because it's not PC.

MAW: Make-a-wish. A very long complicated process our rivals are going through every day. As previous wishes are crushed, new ones pop up. See RustyKSU' post on this subject, in this thread.

"The Buckeyes will be Exposed!": A phrase that refers to the "other-other" site associated with K-State athletics. It can not be linked here, due to the filter automatically removing it.

***FOOTBALL RELATED TERMS***, you can stop reading here!

Prince: Head Coach Ron Prince
LSnyder: Legendary Head Coach Bill Snyder
Golden Boy: Golden Boy Josh Freeman
WTF: What the @#%$?

I will add more later as they come along. Thank you for your interest, and continued patronage of K-State Athletics.

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THE BUCKEYES WILL BE EXPOSED!
Edited by: Saulbadguy at: 9/8/06 2:07:54 pm

[michigancat]

THANKS, SAUL.[/size][/color]

[fatty fat fat]

FANTASTIC

MAW: Make-a-wish. A very long complicated process our rivals are going through every day. As previous wishes are crushed, new ones pop up.

Examples:

1) "Huggy won't come to Mancrappin"
2) "Huggins won't be able to recruit to Mantucky"
3) "HUGGINS TO WEST VIRGINIA! HALLELUJAH!!!"
4) "Bennett won't come to Manstinken"
5) "Bennett will suck and has a long neck LOL!@one!"
6) "HUGGINS STILL HASN'T SIGNED A CONTRACT! HE'LL BACK OUT!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!"
7) "None of the members of GRCOAT will commit"
8) "Michael Beasley will be the only member of GRCOAT to commit!"
9) "MAYO TO USC! MAYO TO USC! GOD BLESS TIM FLOYD!"
9) "Huggins will leave Manhattan after he's wildly successful with GRCOAT!"
10) "Mystran is a myth!!!"

Future "MAW'S":

1) "Michael Beasley and Bill Walker will be the only members of GRCOAT to commit".
2) "Michael Beasley, Bill Walker, and Herb Pope will be the only members of GRCOAT to commit!"
3) "Mayo to Europe"
4) "A Top 5 Conference finish is Huggins' ceiling."
5) "A Top 3 Conference finish is Huggins' ceiling."
6) "A conference title is Huggins' ceiling."

I think you get the point.

[sys]

this is all a very interesting way to kill tine till the season starts, but it really doesn't help identify MYSTRAN, now does it.

[fatty fat fat]

this is all a very interesting way to kill tine till the season starts, but it really doesn't help identify MYSTRAN, now does it.

Bill Walker

[sys]

Bill Walker

no.

[michigancat]

DELETED AT FEAR OF GRCOAT IMPLOSION INTO A PRE-BIG-BANG-ESQUE BALL OF ENERGY.

I pray fatty edits before it's too late.

[pissclams]

Me: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

Rusty & Fatty:  What?

Me:  Don't cross the K-State Lexicons GRCOAT & MYSTRAN (the single point of contact identified above as Bill Walker).

Rusty & Fatty:  Why?

Me:  It would be bad.

Rusty & Fatty:  We're fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"

Me:  Try to imagine KSU as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in GRCOAT exploding at the speed of light.

Saul:  Total protonic reversal.

Rusty & Fatty:  Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, guys.

Me & Saul:  We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

[Saulbadguy]

Holy crap.

[fatty fat fat]

Me:  Try to imagine KSU as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in GRCOAT exploding at the speed of light.

MIT researches be damned. All this time all it took was the powerful combination of  GRCOAT and MYSTRAN to achieve absolute zero.

 

[Dan Rydell]

Excellent work, fellas.   

If Bill Walker arrives early, then would that spell the end of GRCOAT?   

[pissclams]

Excellent work, fellas.   

If Bill Walker arrives early, then would that spell the end of GRCOAT?   

Perhaps Bslimz, or perhaps that's just MAW...

[Saulbadguy]

GRCOAT could span 2 years.

[mjrod]

Me: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

Rusty & Fatty:  What?

Me:  Don't cross the K-State Lexicons GRCOAT & MYSTRAN (the single point of contact identified above as Bill Walker).

Rusty & Fatty:  Why?

Me:  It would be bad.

Rusty & Fatty:  We're fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"

Me:  Try to imagine KSU as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in GRCOAT exploding at the speed of light.

Saul:  Total protonic reversal.

Rusty & Fatty:  Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, guys.

Me & Saul:  We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

If someone calls me the stay-puff-marshmallow man, I'm gonna seriously kick everyone's ass.

 

[michigancat]

New MAW's:

1)  Walker will suck by being thrown to the wolves right before conference play
2)  After just one semester of sucking, Walker will make the jump to the NBA

[Fausto]

One from the past:

Draft Drew Tate!- A shot to those fans way, way back that thought Roberson would so clearly outperform a one Jonathan Beasley if just that idiot Snyder would let him.  Who knew Tate would turn out to be the player he is.

[michigancat]

One from the past:

Draft Drew Tate!- A shot to those fans way, way back that thought Roberson would so clearly outperform a one Jonathan Beasley if just that idiot Snyder would let him.  Who knew Tate would turn out to be the player he is.

I think KSU MAW's deserve their own thread - there's many, many good ones.  Mods?

[pissclams]

Some MAWs gathered from one thread on Phog-

This is huge for KSU -- great get!

Who?

Interesting precedent for those that want to jump directly to the NBA. He could theoretically put in one semester of play at KSU and then jump to league.

Hopefully, if true, he'll have all the success coming in at semester that Travon Bryant did.

so instead of playing a year with beasley and a better team. you guys get him for 4 months and then he goes pro. nice. still wont beat us this year. could have used him next year more that this year.

So Bill Walker will be introduced to BigXII play without a full semester of practice and preparation. That will be fun to watch.

So does this mean Dax may actually be able to watch K-State in the NIT, or does he have to sit at home for that one also?

I thought the water boy from St. John's was their big-time transfer.

*that was from LloydBraun 

Am I the only one who, when thinking of Thuggins, thinks "underacheiver"? So often at UC he'd have LOADS of talent, but would not get anywhere with it. They were your classic "beat the tar out of the little guy, and then lose to the average guy" team. Thuggins and Tark were/are alot alike. They recruit fantastic players and then don't coach them.

If you have watched Cincy's offense, it looked like streetball. Alot of 1 on 1 moves, bad shots, turnovers and spectacular dunks. It creates pretty good (yet selfish) NBA players, but it doesn't win many titles.

Although he did dominate conference USA.

Wonder how long it will take until he gets Trent Greend going for a rebound or setting a pick.

Cincy was always the #1 seed everyone wanted in their bracket. Sloppy, selfish ball.

Food for thought...although it doesn't really matter. Watching this guy go up against Big 12 competition right out of the gates will be a riot.

Bill Walker is Rodrick Stewart without the twin brother.

*BMW's zinger :(

[fatty fat fat]

Those are not MAW's

[michigancat]

Those are not MAW's

Which ones?

[fatty fat fat]

That falling piano headed your way...nothing to worry about...no need to step aside.

[pissclams]

Those are not MAW's

Meh, MAW rookie.

[jmlynch1]

I think this would qualify...

Beasley and Walker to ksu? Yeah right. Don't get your hopes up kitty fans. I actually would like to see the rivalry strong again; the old days seem like ancient history. But those two to mancrappin'? Don't bet the rent.