
Tell me it ain't so!
Playing an undefeated opponent with a chance for The S.S.Mangino to finally win a home game against a ranked team for the first time ever, and it's during Homecoming week, but the Hawks can't sell out their stadium? Folks, this deserves a major league,
WTF?What a pathetic, sad, and cocaine infested fanbase....

Think the clipart on the weight room is scaring fans away? Maybe the chemical plant on the east side of town had a leak and killed them all? BMW dealership having a big sale on Saturday? Johnny's doing a $1 anything special?