If you could get away with it, what would you do to a tied-down Philllll Kline?

[SkinnyBenny]

He's tied down.  There's no one else there in the room with you.  You can get away with it.  What would you do?  I'd do what dodobutter from KSUFans.com would do to Carl Stunkel, which is to hold him down and make him eat bugs.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Untie him so I wouldn't get prosecuted for being an accessory to kidnapping.

[Brock Landers]

[jmlynch1]

Force him to build a time machine. Go back in time and third trimester abort his fetal ass.

[RonLongshaft]

call on the tickle monster
  <----- Phil gettin tickled

[PCR]

I'd abort him.

[steve dave]

I have no idea who he is! 

[jeffy]

Let him go.  Vote for him next time around.

[Pete]

Force him to build a time machine. Go back in time and third trimester abort his fetal ass.

FTW

[SkinnyBenny]

Let him go.  Vote for him next time around.

Much in the way that so many people did the last two times around, only the exact opposite?

[WildCatzPhreak]

Haters.

Phil Kline 

Put that asshat that killed Kelsey away for life.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Haters.

Phil Kline 

Put that asshat that killed Kelsey away for life.

But couldn't get the death penalty with a freaking signed confession?

horrible

[SkinnyBenny]

Hey man, he values human life.

I change my answer from making him eat bugs to making him listen to Political Pork on repeat.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Haters.

Phil Kline 

Put that asshat that killed Kelsey away for life.

But couldn't get the death penalty with a freaking signed confession?

horrible

Well, you can't really expect someone to sign a plea agreement that includes the death penalty.