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August 12, 2008, 10:13:35 PM
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KansasForever

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Thank you for allowing me to finally lust after your kind without feeling like a child molestor.

August 12, 2008, 10:40:43 PM
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Thank you for allowing me to finally lust after your kind without feeling like a child molestor.

...worthless without pics...

August 12, 2008, 10:55:06 PM
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I can understand coming on an opposing teams board to razz the posters about their team.  But just hanging out here and posting on general boards? 


C'mon over buddy, come out the ku closet already.  You don't have to hide you love of KSU.

August 12, 2008, 11:04:05 PM
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What can I say, my threads go over like lead balloons at Phog.net.  I'm not self-righteous enough to fit in over there.

I fit in much better with the salt of the earth types over here. 

August 12, 2008, 11:09:43 PM
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Thank you for allowing me to finally lust after your kind without feeling like a child molestor.

...worthless without pics...


August 12, 2008, 11:18:02 PM
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she looks 15. &@#% YES!

August 12, 2008, 11:19:18 PM
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August 12, 2008, 11:25:19 PM
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She's 21, a student at Brown University, and don't f*** with her:

http://ballhype.com/video/alicia_sacramone_random_video/

August 12, 2008, 11:29:35 PM
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I figured a squawk would post about lusting after the chinese girls.  Most of them didn't even look 15.  More like 9.  No way they were the legal age to compete.

August 12, 2008, 11:44:27 PM
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gotta love the whining from the US. china kicked your ass. good-bye.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

August 13, 2008, 12:53:43 AM
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gotta love the whining from the US. china kicked your ass. good-bye.
comming from someone in Iraq that is &@#%ing halarious. Achmeds can't do crap in sports.

August 13, 2008, 01:04:42 AM
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Nice.

and totally blew any chance of gold for the U.S. not once but twice...  :crybaby:

August 13, 2008, 07:05:01 AM
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she looks 15. frack YES!

she's 20 and considering the fact that her boobilys still look that big after more than likely being saran wrapped down... i'd say she's pretty damn hot!

August 13, 2008, 07:22:56 AM
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August 13, 2008, 08:17:51 AM
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gotta love the whining from the US. china kicked your ass. good-bye.
comming from someone in Iraq that is fracking halarious. Achmeds can't do crap in sports.

Achmeds were lucky they were allowed to compete.

And LOL at the Iranians showing their progressiveness by allowing a female flag carrier.

August 13, 2008, 08:47:21 AM
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I can understand coming on an opposing teams board to razz the posters about their team.  But just hanging out here and posting on general boards? 


C'mon over buddy, come out the ku closet already.  You don't have to hide you love of KSU.
Please save acting like a retard for the hoops/football board, thanks.

And ya, the chick is pretty cute but i'm sure she's insanely short.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

August 13, 2008, 08:55:18 AM
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I figured a squawk would post about lusting after the chinese girls.  Most of them didn't even look 15.  More like 9.  No way they were the legal age to compete.

what is the legal age? most of the gymnast chicks are 13-18ish anyways arent they?

August 13, 2008, 09:01:05 AM
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I figured her tits made her fall off the beam.

August 13, 2008, 09:03:58 AM
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I figured her tits made her fall off the beam.

Has to be a disadvantage...or advantage if they work like one of those tightrope walker's long poses...one or the other. 

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August 13, 2008, 09:27:25 AM
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I figured her tits made her fall off the beam.

Has to be a disadvantage...or advantage if they work like one of those tightrope walker's long poses...one or the other. 

 :confused:

Just think of it as carrying two large bowls of jello.

August 13, 2008, 09:39:50 AM
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I figured a squawk would post about lusting after the chinese girls.  Most of them didn't even look 15.  More like 9.  No way they were the legal age to compete.

what is the legal age? most of the gymnast chicks are 13-18ish anyways arent they?

They have to be 16 before the year of the Olympics.  At the very least, they are all 16 and a half, except the Chinese that don't follow the rule.

August 13, 2008, 09:41:32 AM
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I figured her tits made her fall off the beam.

Has to be a disadvantage...or advantage if they work like one of those tightrope walker's long poses...one or the other. 

 :confused:

Just think of it as carrying two large bowls of jello.

This is kind of hard for me to do as I'm used to carrying six large bowls of jello, but I'll give it a shot.

August 13, 2008, 09:45:54 AM
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She is really hot.  I thought I was the only one who noticed, though.  She looks like she could kick all of our asses at once.  Too bad she choked, twice.

August 13, 2008, 09:51:19 AM
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Sacramone actually looks like a woman, some of our other gals are actually close.

Meanwhile the ChiComs roll out those 8 year olds and say they're 16.   That's 20 years of hard labor on a balance beam, that ain't no 16 year old.




August 13, 2008, 09:53:08 AM
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I figured her tits made her fall off the beam.

Has to be a disadvantage...or advantage if they work like one of those tightrope walker's long poses...one or the other. 

 :confused:

Just think of it as carrying two large bowls of jello.
If her boobs were really made of jello, I bet they would be raspberry flavor. :lick:
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

August 13, 2008, 10:41:28 AM
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she looks 15. frack YES!


I award her rack a gold medal!!    :thumbsup: :dancin:
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August 13, 2008, 11:04:55 AM
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Her website has been wanged.  I was able to look at it a couple hours ago, but it's not up now.  Too many perverts hoping to bag a gymnast. 

August 13, 2008, 12:44:19 PM
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gotta love the whining from the US. china kicked your ass. good-bye.
comming from someone in Iraq that is fracking halarious. Achmeds can't do crap in sports.

But they get a gold medal in whining.

August 13, 2008, 01:12:18 PM
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August 13, 2008, 01:18:19 PM
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I can understand coming on an opposing teams board to razz the posters about their team.  But just hanging out here and posting on general boards? 


C'mon over buddy, come out the ku closet already.  You don't have to hide you love of KSU.
Please save acting like a retard for the hoops/football board, thanks.

And ya, the chick is pretty cute but i'm sure she's insanely short.

You're just freakishly tall.  Short chicks are hot!
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