When I was in college there was a group of girls me and another guy hung out with in between classes. like 4 girls i think. 1 turned out to be a second cousin, one had a boyfriend(who I now work with) one broke up with her boyfriend and I started dating her. when me and her didnt work out. I started &@#%ing the 4th one who still had a boyfriend, then they broke up we dated and are now married. All 4 of them told me the only reason they started talking to me is because I look like

They even called me "Kenny" instead of my real name. In fact my mother in law thought Kenny was my real name
Plus I drove this
